“We are Santa’s elves, dragging you to Hell.
You’ll meet Lucifer and Beelzebub
And Mephistopheles, if you’re bad enough.
Ha ha ha, ho ho ho, we are Santa’s elves.”
There are the cheery, upbeat elves who help Santa in his workshop, then there are those other kind.
The ones no one talks about.
Both came from the same roots, yet one creature was sanitized, the other morphed into Krampus and the servants of Krampus. Here are some names for them.
Santa’s Bad Elves
| Inkfoot
Pimplefizz Nuthead Gumphuffer Dingerklaus Bonktin Dodgesalt Coaltip Clipgrudge Narrowhead Saltmug Slushpond |
Mancapper
Dogbonk Puffnose Finkhook Scrunchkip Frostgurgle Clampfinger Jinkmallow Coldpuffer Snowscorch Rumblepimp Snagbranch |
