Worldbuilding Wednesday 5/17/23: Let’s Talk About Led Zeppelin

Led Zeppelin land in Hawaii and get lei’d. Prolly 1970-ish.

As in, why did the band pick that name anyway?

Logic might tell you it comes from a long line of band names that change one or two letters of an ordinary word to become something wacky and eye-catching. As in The Beatles, The Monkees, The Byrds, Cyrcle, Def Leppard (a Led Zeppelin imitator if ever there was one), Mötley Crüe, Phish, etc.

But it’s not that at all.

According to most Zep biographies, the name was suggested by Keith Moon, the powerhouse drummer for The Who. In May 1966 Jimmy Page, then a member of the Yardbirds, was jamming together with frenemy Jeff Beck in a studio to come up with new material. Lo and behold who should turn up but Keith Moon, who was contemplating leaving the Who at the time over Roger Daltrey’s bad temper. John Paul Jones, then a session musician, joined in the fun. The result was Beck’s Bolero and an idea for a new supergroup in the manner of Cream. Jimmy tried to recruit Stevie Winwood and then Steve Marriot for lead singer,  but both declined, and the supergroup idea went nowhere. Moon, though, was amused enough by it to declare they all would “go down like a lead zeppelin” if they ever got together, putting his own twist on the phrase lead balloon. The image stuck in Jimmy’s mind.

Two years later, Jimmy made good on his word and recruited first Robert Plant, then John Paul Jones and John Bonham, to form what he envisioned as a new Yardbirds band, Jeff Beck and the other members having abandoned him. The new group actually did a tour of Scandinavia as The New Yardbirds, fulfilling a contract leftover from the old Yardbirds; Jimmy thought he owned the name from a document the previous members had signed. But he didn’t; the name could only be used to fulfill the tour obligations. A new one had to be chosen.

And it was, by Peter Grant, the band’s manager, who had also heard of Keith Moon’s quip. Jimmy agreed. After the “lead” was changed to “led” (a matter of proper pronunciation) an icon was born.

(This story is related in Bob Spitz’s book Led Zeppelin: A Biography, which I’ll be reviewing later. What jumps out to me about the episode is that Peter Grant could be considered the band’s fifth member, the one who made it all possible. Led Zep would have been nowhere without Peter Grant.)

Over the years, the name has generated many amusing puns. Here’s a few from real life.

 

Punny Dreadful Takes on Led Zeppelin

Bread Zeppelin: A bakery and casual dining franchise in Texas.

Dread Zeppelin: A tribute band doing reggae versions of Led Zeppelin songs.

Lez Zeppelin: An all-female tribute band doing interpretations  of Led Zeppelin songs.

Zeparella: Another all-female tribute band.

Led Zepplica: A tribute band.

Led Zepagain: Another tribute band.

Fred Zeppelin: A tribute band. It’s likely there’s other tribute bands somewhere called Ned Zeppelin and Ted Zeppelin.

John Paul Joel, a Zep tribute band

As is evident there are a LOT of tribute bands… and that’s not including Kashmir, Zoso, Zep-LA, or Black Dog.

The following names are not yet taken, however!

Dead Zeppelin: A great name for a tribute band that does both Grateful Dead and Led Zeppelin songs.

Hedge Zeppelin: Surely there’s a garden store named this somewhere?

Red Zeppelin: If Led Zep had made an animated movie like The Beatle’s Yellow Submarine, it might have been called this.

Thread Zeppelin: A good name for a vintage clothing shop that specializes in 1970s clothing.

Vej Zeppelin: A garden co-op that delivers fresh organic veggies to your door in rock star style.

Keg Zeppelin: An independent beer retailer.

Zep Yaoi AI Fanart

A foursome of Jimbert* portraits courtesy of Midjourney. After almost a year, I broke down and got a subscription for myself.

The prompt:

young jimmy page and young robert plant, sleeping, 1970, recording studio, muted colors, tan, blue, gray, cinematic lighting, pen and ink, intricate line drawings, by Yoshitaka Amano, Ruan Jia, Kentaro Miura, Artgerm, detailed, trending on artstation, hd, masterpiece

The idea was, I wanted a generated pic of Jimmy and Robert circa 1971, sleeping off their exhaustion in a recording studio after an all-night session. The first pics I got, from Magic Prompt, were promising, if distorted. But the same prompt in Midjourney gave me two generic prettyboys with just the hair color differing, no recording studio, no 70s clothing, no distinctive facial features. And I had to say “young jimmy page and young robert plant” because without the “and”,  using  just a comma, gave me one prettyboy who combined the features of both. Overall, not quite what I was after.

Going over to Starry AI using a similar prompt gave me these guys. OK, there’s some kind of a console there, but also a long blue pillow which is out of place and enough anatomical oddities to warrant head-scratching, like the muscles in Robert’s right arm and the exaggerated eyelids of both men. They’re both a little Tamara Lempick.

I’d say fan artists have nothing to worry about.

 

  • Jimmy/Robert slash pairing

Father of the Four Winds

Artwork by Morgan Rogers

Oh Father of the Four Winds fill my sails…

A young Robert Plant blows some gentle breezes in this evocative illustration by Morgan Rogers. Unfortunately her site is retired and not being updated, but the Zep artwork is still there.

A scanned page from the artist’s sketchbook. There’s a quality to her work that is very alert and alive, full of movement, even when the subjects are still. I hope she is still producing, or has gone professional.

Bandfics, Part 2

Led Zeppelin knitted dolls, outfitted in clothing from an early tour. From left to right: Jonesy, Jimmy (with a beard), Robert, and Bonzo.

Not every band inspires a busy and passionate fandom. Using Archive of Our Own as a bellwether, I noticed several things by looking at the stats.

One is the sheer amount of material. Excluding Elvis (450 stories) most of it dates from bands active from the early 1960s on. There’s no Gene Vincent, Jerry Lee Lewis, or Bobby Darin here, no Shangri-Las or other girl groups, no Rat Pack. A generational divide, perhaps. Or more likely, the sixties were an age when rock artists rose to fame on the young side and there was plenty of media attention devoted to them, meaning a wealth of TV appearances, photos, and magazine articles. Not to mention, they toured frequently.

There are also few Country artists and even fewer Rap and Hip-hop ones. For all their present day (as of 2023) fame, Cardi B and Megan Three Stallion have not a single story between them, while Nicki Minaj has a scant 38. This may be because they are female; bandfics slant towards heterosexual female desires, which means male artists. But there are few male rappers and hip hop artists. Perhaps they are present, and I don’t recognize the names; perhaps fans don’t feel the need to write fanfic about them. After all, rap artists pretty much write their own fanfic. There’s also a lack of Latin artists. I recognized only Mago de Oz, Pitbull, and Menudo. Though, granted, since the bandfic list has a few thousand entries, it’s possible I missed someone.

Led Zeppelin matryoshka dolls. Jimmy, of course, is the dominant one and the largest. Note the tiny Peter Grant one on the far right!

The archive still has, in surprising numbers, plenty of boy band fics, some of which date from the turn of the century. One Direction has an astounding 70,218 and Hanson, The Jonas Brothers, Backstreet Boys, and N’sync contribute another 5,000. But these numbers are experiencing stiff competition from the current wave of K-Pop and J-Pop bandfics. Another band, 5 Seconds of Summer, has an astonishing 10,739 despite the fact I’ve never heard of them. (They’re Australian.)

So, if I’m allowed to generalize – and I will because it’s my weblog — I will say that the majority of the bands with creative, passionate fandoms are male, young, and good-looking. Or were young and good-looking at some point; after all, fanfic exists of the Beatles (6,365 stories) the surviving members of which are in their 70s. Needless to say, the bands must also make good music. Whether it’s truly their own, or manufactured, is immaterial. They must also be photogenic and there’s extra points for dancing ability and/or musical virtuosity.

I’ll make another divide here. There’s a stylistic and thematic one between the boy bands — including K-Pop/J-Pop — and rock bands like Guns n’ Roses, David Bowie, or The Arctic Monkeys. Boy band fandoms slant younger and the group members function somewhat like Barbie dolls for the writers, acting out various scenarios of everyday life and serving, occasionally, as characters in different settings and times. The stories may be sexually charged or not, but there’s a projection from the authors on their “boys” that their very blandness and inoffensiveness encourages. Rockfic bands are older and more experienced, and the fics may be set at any point in their histories, histories of which the writer is well familiar. The oldest bands, those of the 1960s like The Beatles, The Who, and The Rolling Stones, have been so well-documented through video material, interviews, and published biographies that it’s no wonder they continue to inspire up-and-coming writers, and the fics are especially rich.

A humorous interlude.

This leads me to wonder what the magic ingredients are, exactly, for prolific body of robust fan works.

  • A rich and well-documented media history that is easily available to fans.
  • Young and cute at some point, or at least not homely.
  • Distinctive personalities for each member, ala The Beatles or KISS.
  • Musical genius in singing, songwriting, and/or playing an instrument.
  • Hit singles, airplay, top ten. (Not sure how this is measured these days, but you know what I mean.)

ALSO:

  • An entourage of colorful auxiliary characters. For example, the Beatles side characters would include Brian Epstein, Yoko Ono, the Maharishi, and Allen Klein.
  • A history full of dramatic or tragic events, such as a fatal accident causing the death of a band member.
  • A narrative arc to their history: Rags to Riches, Flew too Close to the Sun, Recluse to Comeback, etc.
  • A distinctive aesthetic. Guns n’ Roses had one, so did The Who.

(Of course, it’s also a mystery why some bands who on the surface have all of these languish, or, even worse, lose their fans. Indierock band Dandy Warhols had an active fanfic site in the late 1990s with a couple dozen stories, only to disappear. The Monkees, too, had an active fandom then despite being 30 years gone; now there’s nothing. Some of this may be because of websites folding or changes to the larger archives, such as fanfiction.net banning RPF and bandfics at some point. Or it may be due to fans that grow up and find other things to do with their time. But as fandoms cycle out, others cycle back. The 1960s bands have enthralled a whole new generation of fans.

Yet, I am still puzzled by the precariousness of fan attentions. One would think the dramatic, tragic, gender-bending Lou Reed, a cutie in his younger days and also decadent as hell, would have more stories than he does. (It’s a mere 58). Nine Inch Nails, fronted by hunky-yet-vulnerable Trent Reznor has 206, but unattractive creepazoid Marilyn Manson, 484. Party boys Van Halen have 24, yet Motley Crue, 1,172. I just don’t get it.)

My point in all this is that Led Zeppelin, as a band, makes all these marks, and then some, creating a very rich stew for fannish writings and art.

Worldbuilding Wednesday 5/10/23: Led Zeppelin Songs

A Korean bootleg CD showing the names of the songs in Korean and English. It’s either badly translated, or the song titles are deliberately muffed to avoid copyright laws and stuff like that. If you are a real fan, you will know exactly which songs they are.

 When it comes to Led Zeppelin songs, their titles recall mostly about one thing: Blues, Blues, Blues. Unlike Beatles songs, they didn’t dabble in storytelling or psychedelia. This makes the song titles themselves not too interesting, but they’re also easy to recreate.

Maybe there’s a bootleg of these around somewhere…

 

Led Zeppelin Songs, what is not and what will never be

Queenie’s Got to Dance

Girl I Just Wanna Die

Four Strangers

Bad Intensity

Never Wanna Make Love Again

Desperate Days

Shook Me Proud

Fire in the Black Country

Pride Got Shaken

Guilty as Hell

Desperation in the Rain

Don’t Doubt My Share to Hold

Bad Candy

Black Blood

The Ancestry Song

Hands of Yearning

Sticky Hook

Dazed and Pitiful

Uneasy Calm

Girl I Wanna Squeeze You

Level Eyes

Bonzo’s Whiskey Underground

Winter Lovin’

Lady I Have to Wonder

Do the Dirty Walk

Warn Your Sisters

Too Shook to Eat

The Night Sea

Honey Tangerines

Brown Desert Boogie

Bandfics, Part 1

Led Zeppelin, by artist Matteo Palleli. As is typical of male-created fanart the figures are caricatured and slightly grotesque, though their musical prowress is undisputed. Bonzo and John Paul Jones are more recognizable than Robert and Jimmy.

When discussing rock band fandoms, there are two types.

The first is the “typical” one of love of the music, which also includes listening to albums, attending concerts, and discussing these with other fans who share the same passion. It can run along a scale. At one end are those who buy an album or two, at the other, those who obsessively track down every bootleg and foreign record pressing, buy every media item, and proudly display concert stubs in picture frames. I’ll call this the “male” fandom, even though it has both male and female fans. It’s a love of the band’s output, taken at face value. Creative endeavors, if there are any, are limited to playing the band’s music or creating worshipful artwork.

The other fandom is the “female” one of fanfic and fanart, using the band and its accumulated work, media presence, and history as a springboard for the creator’s own dreams and fantasies.

Jimmy Page and Robert Plant, by Martyra Durska, an example of female-created Led Zeppelin artwork, colorful and fanciful with a delicate sex appeal.

These stories and artwork, likely first scribbled in secret by young teens, took off in the mid 1990s when the internet enabled communication and sharing between them. Unlike the male fandom which is centered on acquiring and discussing what has already happened, the female fandom flies off into creating what-ifs. It accretes on itself with every fresh creation. It is not static, but continuously evolving, and the evolution is shaped by its members. The love of the music and the band is still there, but the focus is on personalities, both of the band members and the band as a whole.

A more complete explanation of band fandom is here.

The first band to inspire widespread bandfic was undoubtedly the Beatles. The technology was not yet there to disseminate fannish creations, yet teens still sketched, wrote, and play-acted stories about the group between themselves. Supposedly some Beatle fan magazines of the 1960s accepted fan stories; yet it’s also safe to say that much of the material was lost to time. (The same could be said of other groups of the day popular with female fans, like Herman’s Hermits or, later, the Osmond Brothers and David Cassidy.)

It took the 1970s for printed fanzines to appear with the arrival of photocopiers and cheap offset printing. But even so, such material remained rare and obscure, until 1993 when listserves, mailing lists, and newsgroups came along, than AOL, Compuserve, and the first websites. Email and internet storage for college students, at least in the U.S., helped fandom along as well.

These days, there are perhaps billions of bandfic stories floating around, both those of the past, and those of the present. As of this writing, Archive of Our Own has the greatest variety, yet fanfiction.net is holding its own, and older archives like rockfic.com are still around. Where once stories were posted on Myspace and Livejournal now they’ve migrated to Tumblr and Wattpad. The platform changes, yet the stories go on and keep multiplying.

Yet, not every band inspires such devotion. In my next post I’ll take a look at what fandoms are trending and where Led Zeppelin fits into all this.

Worldbuilding Wednesday 5/3/23: Hungarian Names

AI art of a good boi

Above is a portrait of the most recent of Hungary’s exports: the Vizsla, wearing a traditional peasant outfit courtesy of AI art. The speedy, good-natured hunting dog joins the rank of other notable exports like paprika, ghoulash, video pioneer Ernie Kovacs, and Gene Simmons (by way of Israel) to name a few.

Situated in Central Europe by Ukraine and Slovakia, Hungary seems like it should be Slavic, but it isn’t. For one thing, the Hungarian language belongs to the Finno-Ugric family, not Slavonic like Russian, Polish, and Czech. This language originated in Western Siberia and traveled with its speakers across northern Russia from the Ural Mountains to present-day Estonia and Finland.  It’s responsible for tongue-twisting Hungarian place names like Székesfehérvár and Hódmezővásárhely, and equally flamboyant personal names, like Bela Lugosi and Ibolya Verebics which sound very odd to Western ears.

Perhaps there will be a day when Hungarian-inspired settings will be as popular in fantasy as Russian ones are. Here’s a few names for then.

 

Hungarian Names

Female

Agneda

Elezsnóra

Ezsansá

Genellá

Imlisa

Jenia

Jenyszina

Lazolnya

Liszánsa

Liszit

Maralaya

Merleszna

Rolina

Senilla

Urszina

Vanalina

Vildrá

Zillima

Zsamana

Male

Abeszelar

Argizslaw

Deniszrylas

Erten

Grisart

Leszras

Lukund

Lutvany

Menszvany

Odelizsár

Ostzund

Rhóces

Seskar

Sigriszard

Tanzos

Vyjnan

Zesmian

Zleás

Zrajian

Surnames

Bajnera

Breznot

Cismora

Csutus

Csuzlej

Daejzec

Draklan

Gignjen

Hobruz

Kadloc

Mazop

Padek

Racsa

Surnmrelzen

Szisbys

Tukszl

Vejnás

Zsytez

Zujzevas

Zeppedee-doo-dah May: Led Zeppelin Fandom

I can’t quite decipher the artist’s name for this illo (it’s at the top, above the zeppelin in the clouds) but the artwork’s a masterful mix of manga and straightforward comic book style.

It’s time for another themed month, and for May it’s… LED ZEPPELIN FANDOM!

NOT musical fandom as in discussing the pros and cons of Jimmy Page’s various guitars or the band’s performances over various tours. I mean Led Zeppelin as people, characters, who inspire fiction and artwork, most often by female fans.

Ready? Let’s go!

Worldbuilding Wednesday 4/26/23: Shades of Yellow

Collage by Beth Hoeckel

Like the color green, the color yellow has a split personality. Yellow, and its cousin gold, can mean wealth, sunlight, cheer and happiness, even life itself. But it is also the color of sweat, feces and urine, cowardice and betrayal, just as green’s sour side is that of poison, jealousy, snot, and pus.

Unlike green, yellow has always an easy pigment to procure. Yellow ochre has been used since prehistoric times for cave painting and, likely, body decor. A certain shade of artist’s paint is still known as Yellow Ochre, even though most yellows have synthetic bases now. The first of these, a bright lemon shade known as Chromium Yellow, was all the rage in the late 1700s. Thomas Jefferson even painted some rooms in Monticello with it. To modern eyes it seems garish; yet in an age of candlelight and lanterns, the bright shade amplified the meager light that was there and made rooms appear larger and brighter when the sun went down.

Indeed, yellow’s propensity for being brighter than white led to its wide use in the construction and manufacturing industry, to denote caution and danger. Taxi cabs, too, are traditionally yellow, to make it easier for passengers to hail them down. Yet, yellow can also be that most neutral of neutral shades in its palest form: cream, which has never gone out of style.

Designer dress, 1967, lemon yellow with a yellow net overlay featuring tiny embroidered daisies

Yellow of all shades was ubiquitous in the Depression era, an attempt at cheer in a very dark decade. In the 1940s it reverted to deep gold and mustard shades, turning back toward pastels  in the 1950s as well as a golden ochre tone that came to represent “luxe” style and furnishings. But in the psychedelic sixties, lemon yellow and only lemon yellow reigned supreme — it was the color (and smell)  that most symbolized the decade, from The Beatles’ Yellow Submarine movie to Jean Nate lemon-scented cologne.

By the end of the decade, anything with the word yellow in it came to symbolize the counterculture, such as Screamin’ Yellow Zonkers, a candied popcorn snack food that began production in 1968, and Donovan’s hit song “Mellow Yellow” that purportedly referred to getting high off smoking dried banana peels. White daisies with yellow centers became graphic shorthand for the hippie mantra of peace & love and were featured widely in brides’ bouquets to denote purity and a childlike simplicity.

Yellow hung onto popularity in the early 1970s when the yellow Smiley Face graphic became popular and Harvest Gold was a home decor staple. Yellow took on neon and fluorescent shades in the 1980s as well as serving in brighter hues. Since then, it’s maintained its appeal.

If you need a novel way to describe a shade of yellow, or a paint color, here’s a few.

 

Shades of Yellow

Medieval Flax

Honeyed Smiles

Vintage Raincoat

Mustard Grass

Cream and Apples

Tudor Summer

Melody Couture

Mango Mousse

Egyptian Amber

Sesame Sprinkle

Polished Beryl

Gilded Whiskey

Brightly Buffed

Foggy Absinthe

Tuscan Light

New Egypt

Whiskey Silk

Sunlit Earth

Herald Gold

Goldfinch Cottage

Outback Memory

Golden Beer

Timid Topaz

Apothecary Cup

Spanish Confidante

Soft n’ Sunny

Touch of Chiffon

Medieval Metal

Beeswax Powder

Queensglow

Tart Taste

Magic Lemon

AI Art Adventures: Thangka Lions

A thangka is a Tibetan religious panting depicting a Buddhist deity or concept. It’s usually done on fabric in bright pigments.

To my surprise, I generated a dozen of these using the following prompt:

Lion, human head of Tibetan King Songtsen Gampo, who is credited with bringing Buddhism to Tibet in the late Eighties. The character is very similar to that of Berserk, with red monks clothes, extremely detailed digital painting, vibrant colors, in the style of Alena Aenami and Ross Tran.

The first sentence came from a text generator, and the second, was the artistic elaboration of it when I entered that sentence into one of my favorite prompt extenders/art generators, Magic Diffusion.

Songsten Gampo turned out to be an ancient Tibetan king, and Berserk an anime series, but I’ve no idea who the two artists are. Whoever they were, Magic Diffusion made a lot of Buddhist lion entities.

It goes to show you how little I understand this stuff and how much of it, perhaps, is not able to be understood at all.