Worldbuilding Wednesday 1/18/23: Tokusatsu Shows of the 1970s

Symbol of Justice Condorman, a tokusatsu show from 1975. This hero was inspired by the sad news at the time that the California condor species was going extinct. The bird’s population has since increased and stabilized, but Condorman is long gone.

Tokusatsu is a form of media native to Japan. At its most basic, it means any kind of Japanese SFF, horror or war drama that relies heavily upon special effects. But since the 1960s popular usage has defined it as any action-packed TV show or movie with colorfully costumed superhero characters who have their own set of unique visual and cultural tropes.

The great-grandfather of the genre is 1954’s atom bomb cautionary tale Godzilla (Gojira in Japanese) which featured Eiji Tsuburaya’s use of rubber suits and miniature sets. Tsuburaya went on to produce Ultraman a decade later, further cementing his reputation as a tokusatsu pioneer. Though there were other monsters and aliens duking it out on Japanese TV both before and after Ultraman’s 1966 debut, none have had his staying power, which has lasted 55+ years. (Which makes him eligible for a senior discount I suppose.)

The vintage magazine cover above features a prime selection of the alien, offputting beings spawned in Ultraman’s wake. Known as Kyodai Heroes in Japan, each had its own unique series premise and storyline, but all did the same thing: growing to huge size and battling giant monsters. Some of them were truly whacky, such as Lion-Maru, an anthropomorphic white lion who rode a flying horse, and Spectreman, who battled Dr. Gori, an intelligent alien gorilla being in a pink Nehru suit. Japanese creators took inspiration anywhere they could get it and I suppose Planet of the Apes was but one element in the mix. They were and continue to be a lot of fun.

Another subgenre of tokusatsu was created when Kamen Rider debuted in 1971: a human superhero who dressed just as oddly as the Kyodai Heroes above, but stayed normal size and indulged in Batman/spy movie shenanigans against evil organizations out to conquer the world. Like Ultraman, Kamen Rider proved it had legs and is still around today.

The team are all carefully numbered and dressed alike but in different colors and helmet designs, a trope carried forward for decades.

But both were eclipsed in the later 1970s when Himitsu Sentai Gorenger debuted, the first of the Super Sentai shows. This third subgenre had a team of human heroes who derived their powers from some mystical or technological McGuffin. They dressed in a color-coordinated way around a certain theme (elements, jungle animals, prehistoric creatures, etc.), used advanced technology, had special attack modes which they shouted out before striking (“Super lotus energizer side kick!”) and protected the earth from some alien or supernatural foe. Several of these shows were later imported to the U.S., excised of all but the costumed fight scenes, and received new storylines with American actors. Yes, this was the genesis of The Power Rangers. The popularity of the American version of the show has since waned, but in Japan, new teams continue to debut year after year, most often with five young people.It is traditional for the two token females of the group to receive pink or yellow as their team color.

If you need an imaginary tokusatsu show of your own, here’s a randomgenned list.

 

Tokusatsu Shows of the 1970s

King Nexus

Joe Raider

Brave Miss

Mighty Five Man

Girl Sluggers

Honey Samurai

Hyperjack

Mega Mandala

Decade Busters

Sabre Fox

Xeno Rangers

Ambassador Stranger

Fighter Fighter 979

Baron Raiden Maskless

Human 7

Dynazon Man

Argent Eye

Lady Grid 42

Space Devil Girl

Prince Luger

Sergeant Spectre

Mirrormirage

 

Worldbuilding Wednesday 1/11/23: Jewish Delis

New York City is famous for its Jewish delicatessens, with Katz’s still being the oldest and the best known. This particular kind of eatery sprang up in the late 1800s when German immigrants began to settle in lower Manhattan.  The food was decidedly Teutonic: sauerkraut, pickles, cold cuts, sausages. Jewish immigrants from Eastern Europe later added pastrami, borscht, rye bread, matzoh ball soup, and other delights. These fatty, salty foods were considered luxuries to the new immigrants. They didn’t survive on a diet of it at home, far from it. They were something for special occasions. Of course, over the decades, non-Jews began to eat there too.

The 1920s, 30s, and 40s were the deli’s heyday; there were perhaps 3,000 of them spread across the five boroughs. All had a similarity of name, and all seemed to be run by big, beefy guys named Mort and Walt and Shelly. They wore white caps, smoked cigars, and argued loudly with customers about local politics or baseball scores; their surnames were most often German or Russian. These names are reflected in my list below.

By the time the 1970s rolled around the traditional Jewish deli was in decline. New concerns with fat, salt, and cholesterol levels spelled its doom, as well as the many Jews moving away from the city. Plus, younger generations were no longer to carry on the backbreaking work that went into running them six days a week. College and the suburbs beckoned instead.

But, happily, a revival is occurring, with new restauranteers rediscovering this genre of food,  such as Holy Schnitzel and Pastrami Queen. These pun-filled names are also reflected in my names below.

Want to know more? The New York Historical Society is currently running an exhibition on the history of the Jewish Deli.

 

Jewish Delis

“Who’s got the best pastrami sandwiches in Midtown?”

“… and soup?”

“… and pickles and gefilte fish?”

The Bagel Works

Schnitzel World

Strassberg & Sons

Moe’s Catering

Sal’s Deli and Restaurant

Weissberg’s Sandwich World

Huntzie’s Mainline Grill

Iggy & Joe’s Uptown Coffee

Steinberg’s Schnitzel Heaven

Jay’s Broad Street Diner

Mort & Wolfie’s

Boris’s Fifth Avenue Takeout and Catering

Kenny & Benny’s Bagel Factory

Walt & Sam’s Sandwich Works

Paulie’s Kugel Paradise

Barsky’s Stage Door Catering

Reading Challenge 2023

 

It’s time for another yearly reading challenge from the Authors Water Cooler! The past three years were disappointing for me, as I hadn’t been able to finish any of them despite my high intentions. 2022 was actually better, because I did make it 3/4 of the way, squeaking through with two books finished the week after Christmas (a deliberate choice on my part) so 8 out of 12 ain’t bad. All of them I enjoyed, except for the terrible Locke & Key and The Dragon Quintet, which was not so much hateable as disappointing (2022 choices here.)

This year brings more categories and the opportunity to shake things up a little. As in previous years, I lean towards fantasy, history, and science.

1.   23rd Year, 23rd Letter: A book whose title begins with the letter W. OPEN

14.  Article free in ’23: Read a book whose title doesn’t contain “a” “an” or “the.”
1959, Fred Kaplan
An argument for the year that shaped the modern world as we know it.

15.  East meets West: A book taking place in Asia (Turkey to Japan, Siberia to Vietnam).
The Granta Book of India
Anthology of stories, memoirs, poems, articles, about India originally published in the Granta literary journal.

18.  Local hero: A book by a local author.
Violin Down, John Weller
I met him at work one day – he’s the assistant conductor of the Seattle Symphony — and he gave me a copy!

19. Wisdom of the ancients: Read any work more than 1000 years old.
Saga of the Volsungs
I had this one for last year’s challenge but didn’t get to it, so I am going to try again.

27.  Bits and pieces: An anthology (poetry, short stories, whatever).
Ties That Bind, David Isay
Stories of love and gratitude from the first ten years of Storycorps.

30. Doorstoppers:  A book more than 600 pages.
The Ruin of Kings, Jenn Lyons
Fantasy.

31.  No hablo: A book originally written in another language (either a translation or in the original if you’d like!). OPEN

33.  Keep up with the Joneses: A book everyone else seems to have read but you have not.
For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemingway
I have not read anything, ever, by “Papa.”

38.  Animal house: A book about animals in any way.
The Panda’s Thumb, Stephen Jay Gould or Kraken, China Mieville
A toss-up here.

39.  Vast Critical Acclaim: A book that has won a prestigious award.
The Sparrow, Mary Doria Russell
Philosophical science fiction about encounter with aliens.

41.   After the fall: A post-apocalyptic or dystopic book.
The Fall of Numenor, J.R.R. Tolkien, ed. By Patrick Silbey
Tolkien’s reworking of the Atlantic myth.

Worldbuilding Wednesday 1/4/23: Best of Twittersnips 2022 (Magic Items)

Marzamara’s Deer Vial

My favorite Twittersnip magic items of 2022.

 

2022 Magic Items


Anzha’s Bubble: This glass bubble measures 2” and constantly shifts colors. When held in the palm, it induces memories of the most tranquil place the holder ever visited, inducing in them calm and peace.

Bag of the Banshee: This cursed sack screams loudly whenever it is opened, scaring everyone out of their wits.

Baton of Relieving Boredom: It’s easy for a guard or watchmen to become bored and miss something vital. This small stick ensures they stay alert with a lively interest in everything they see and hear.

Bone of the Champion: The Champion Chef, that is! When thrown into a cookpot it will make the meal twice as tasty and nutritious and also double the amount of people it can feed. Note that it is a real human bone.

Book of Tenebruous Sealife: Contains spells for summoning sea creatures living in the abyssal depths.

Book of the Ebon Peacock: A darkly sinister and lavishly illustrated tome of grooming and fashion for lawful evil magic-users. Any of those that read it find their Charisma enhanced permanently by a point.

Book of the Gray Fox

Book of The Gray Fox: Contains spells for enhancing the charisma and comeliness of older magic-users.

Boots of Endless Descent: The wearer is able to walk tirelessly as long as they are moving down, not up.

Brew of Obliteration: This magic alcoholic drink causes immense sorrow, then makes the drinker pass out. When they come to, any recent traumatic events are forgotten. A curse but then a blessing.

Brew of the Centaur: This potion temporarily bestows a centaur’s wisdom, strength, and stamina on the drinker. The secret ingredient is centaur sweat which doesn’t make it tasty.

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You Look Like a Thing and I Love You [Reading Challenge 2022]


You Look Like a Thing and I Love You

by Janelle Shane
Voracious, November 2019

[ Challenge # 3 : Just the facts, Ma’am: Nonfiction on any subject ]

I’ve followed Janelle Shane’s weblog on AI and computer learning for a while, and it’s never failed to make me laugh.

Out of that endeavor came this book, which is not a collection of her weblog writing but a basic guide on AI intelligence, focusing on what it can do and can’t do.  It’s written for the layperson, very breezy and casual. I enjoyed it, but had to read it in small doses, as it’s somewhat abstract, and I don’t do well with abstract material and concepts (like algebra and C+ programming.) I’m glad I persevered, though. The many small cartoons helped; they broke up the text and affording amusing asides. The field is moving very quickly, so it’s likely some of the book is outdated already; it was published near the end of 2019 and likely written over that year. The three years since have been full of new milestones, not least among them AI art engines that have become commercialized. I credit the author for getting me interested in these engines and sparking a new pleasure of mine.

So, a funny and challenging computer science read and I’ll continue to read more.

The Shame Machine
[Reading Challenge 2022]


The Shame Machine:
Who Profits in the New Age of Humiliation

by Cathy O’Neil
Crown, March 2022

[ Challenge # 45 : Face your fears: A book that intimidates you, for any reason ]

This one’s a late-year substitute.  Shoehorned The Shame Machine by Cathy O’Neil into the “Intimidating” category, because the title certainly is. Who wants to read about being ashamed?

However, it was a good overview of how the concept of shame keeps members of society in line and on the same path, except when it doesn’t. That is, when it’s harnessed by capitalism. Case in point, to get people to buy dubious health products to be younger, fitter, or more beautiful. This concept was explored in the first part of the book, which dealt with “punching down” — a term I just encountered on reading the book — which is how those in power shame those with less power to do what the powerful thinks they should be doing, with a moral component: Shame on you for being poor and not being able to provide for your children, now you must go through all these humiliating steps for aid to ensure that you never, ever, are in this shameful state again. Not really the best way for pulling people out of homelessness, drug addiction, or mental illness.

The author is a mathematician who has previously written a book about algorithms, and that’s touched on in the text in the second section, in how disparaging tweets and posts go viral. That aspect is slightly out of date because the internet world moves so rapidly, but it’s nice to see it summarized and stated all in one place. Reading the book has certainly made me reflect on my own behavior; there’s nothing to be gained by laughing at and mocking most people.

The third section dealt with “punching up” — those without power shaming those in power, such as the tactics of Gandhi in expelling the British from India. This also was a good basic overview. I have to say, though, a method without much teeth these days, when politicians brazenly lie and the consequences are nonexistant. I mean, lying in a way that is readily apparent to the average person with some search engine knowledge. What can we do about that?

Worldbuilding Wednesday 12/28/22: Best of Twittersnips 2022 (Spells)

Paper Avalanche spell in action

My favorite Twittersnip spells of the year!

 

2022 Spells


Alter Skeletal Alignment:
Gives the effect of a visit to the chiropractor on any creature that has bones.

Arrow of the Mage: Not a physical arrow, but the dynamics of ‘shooting’ it are the same. Enables one mage to send a spell they know to another. Must have a clear line of sight with no impediments.

Befoul Bedpillow: How lovely is it to climb into bed and rest your head on a fresh, clean pillow? This spell deposits a fresh cat hairball in the center of the linen just as your enemy’s head will hit it.

Bittersweet Prospects: A complicated but powerful cleric spell that is similar to a curse. Ensures that the next good thing that is experienced by the victim is then matched by a bad experience of equal weight.

Blue Contemplation spell

Blue Contemplation: Any creature using magic will recover spells more quickly under this spell, which requires them to sit and meditate, alone, under an open sky.

Bookish Beast: Causes intelligent animal monsters to be suddenly interested in reading, no matter what else they have been doing.

Brief Shadow: One of the easiest first spells all mages learn. Creates a brief dark shape that slips by at the target’s edge of vision. Can be used as a distraction.

Bruetta’s Instant Lift: Caffeinates any beverage, giving it the effect of a double espresso.

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Masks of the Snow Queen, Part 2

One my first attempts at depicting The Snow Queen using AI engines. Her hair’s the wrong color, and I had to run the pic through a facial normalizing engine to fix her lips and eyes, but overall it’s a good representation.

Arienrhod’s Winter Hawk mask

In the opening chapter, prologue really, of The Snow Queen the reader is treated to a humdinger of a setup for the rest of the book. During the planet Tiamat’s masked festival/ball, a couple sneak away to have sex in one of the side rooms, where they fall asleep from drugged wine. Arienrhod, the Winter Queen, appears with an offworld doctor to implant one of her cloned embryos into the woman’s womb. This is the genesis of Moon Dawntreader Summer, the heroine of the book. The scene is sumptuously described, with the Queen wearing the elaborate mask of an Arctic bird of prey while the doctor wears an “absurd fantasy creature, part fish, part pure imagination.” The masks and festival set the stage for the cyclical nature of the this world’s rituals and their themes of change and renewal.

In human history, the concept of a masked ritual is an old and potent one dating back to the Stone Age. In donning the mask, the human identity is subsumed by another, usually a deity or some other elemental power. Even today indigenous societies perform these rites, which, in the New World, have been subsumed by, but also influenced, the rites of their colonizers. This is the marvelous genesis of the festival season of Carnival in Brazil, the Caribbean, and other Latin American nations. These elaborately costumed parades and balls are planned all year round and grew out of the invading Spaniards’ Catholicism, where they served as a last chance for freedom and partying before Ash Wednesday’s penitence and the austerities of Lent. It wouldn’t hurt to add that the Spaniard’s African and indigenous slaves added their own ideas of religious ritual. Thus, a true mestizo event was born.

Another Winter Hawk mask

Back in Europe, the same Catholic Carnival festivities also included the indignities of food fights, street parties, mock battles, cross-dressing, clowns and circus performances, and comedic presentations where everyday norms were mocked and turned upside-down and topsy-turvy. In this it has elements of the Roman feast of Saturnalia where slaves become masters, women become men, and what is grotesque or distasteful paraded openly. Basically, a time to let off societal steam.

(In the U.S. only New Orleans, settled by French Catholics, has held on to the Carnival tradition, as the country was founded by Protestant faiths.)

Vinge’s Mask Night festivities are based on the Brazilian and Venetian Carnival models, with her festival occurring at 25 (Earth year) intervals, making it a once in a generation event. The masks are prepared and stockpiled for all this time, as the cozy scenes with Fate Ravenglass, a blind sybil/maskmaker, demonstrate. At the culmination of Mask Night the masks are ripped off, then burned or otherwise destroyed, and the participants are considered reborn.

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Worldbuilding Wednesday 12/21/20: Christmas Cocktails

Bright and glittery Christmas cocktails (AI art)

The Yuletide season brings with it some traditional alcoholic drinks. Grog, mulled wine, hot toddys, wassail, and eggnog are but a few. There’s also lesser known ones, like rumpopo, which is a Mexican liquor equivalent to eggnog.

Of course there’s already drinks called The Naughty List and The Nice list, given the barkeeping world’s penchant for childish names with double entendres.

If you need one of your own, here’s a randomgenned list.

 

Christmas Cocktails

Russian Snowplow

Christmas Whippet

Burning Chimney

Alvin the Reindeer

Loco Ho-Ho

Blitzen’s Sneaky Stinger

Ice Peeler

Nutcracker Bombadier

Elf in a Fruitcake

Muddy Snowfort

Tiny Tim’s Tickler

Rumble in the Snow

Krampus Nailer

Frosty Crawler

Snowman Melter

Scrooge Shooter

Santa’s Sucker

Frosty Tonsils

The Even Naughtier List

Snow Queen’s Stockings

 

Don’t Eat the Medusa Christmas Cookies…

Or this might happen to you!

…or, more terrifyingly, you may yourself turn into a Christmas cookie…