Worldbuilding Wednesday 6/1/22: People of Calormen (Narnia XXX)

The city of Tashbaan

I’m going to start off this third Summer of Narnia with this Pauline Baynes illustration from The Horse and His Boy that I just found. I assume it wasn’t included in the American edition of the books, because I don’t remember it from my childhood. It shows the moment when the Narnian entourage, headed by King Edmund, is walking through Tashbaan and spots Shasta, taking him for the runaway Prince Corin. Not only does it give an idea of Tashbaan’s architecture (very much like Samarkand, with Ottoman domes) it shows the actual people who live there, who seem to be a mix of races and nationalities. Some wear Byzantine-style hooded caps, others Sihk turbans, or Arabic turbans, or even Mongolian furred hats. Women and girl children are present, implying that females are not sequestered and are allowed to walk the streets with males. It’s a delicate, ornate, and pretty depiction, but it’s at odds with the text which highlights the city’s great contrast of wealth and poverty, beauty and ugliness, much of which Lewis puts across by smells.

Inside the gates Tashbaan did not at first seem so splendid as it had looked from a distance. The first street was narrow and there were hardly any windows in the walls on each side. It was much more crowded than Shasta had expected: crowded partly by the peasants (on their way to market) who had come in with them, but also with watersellers, sweetmeat sellers, porters, soldiers, beggars, ragged children, hens, stray dogs, and bare-footed slaves. What you would chiefly have noticed if you had been there was the smells, which came from unwashed people, unwashed dogs, scent, garlic, onions, and the piles of refuse which lay everywhere.

On the surface it’s a factual description of any ancient city’s marketplace, but on the other hand, neither Narnia or Archenland were described in such terms, implying that Tashbaan, for all its splendor, is at heart a rotten place. The free North, we can assume, is free from the foul odors of sewage and unwashed people and dogs, because it is egalitarian and free also of cities. Even as a child this conceit bothered me.

If you are writing Narnia fanfic set in Calormene, here’s some character names.

 

Characters from Calormen

Male

Ankhaat the Red Magician

Chlarek the Dyer

Prince Al-Khaat

Prince Waskhat

Prince Zedrek

Quamad Tarkaan

Rheeth of the Flame

Sharhan the Butcher

Sidrish Tarkaan

Taraz Tarkaan

Wasyet Tarkaan

Yometh the Mad

Zaryef the Thief

Zarmash the Wine Merchant

Zedammed the Gem Cutter

Zhornish the Ancient

Female

Anjinda the Sweetmeat-seller

Anjnaa Tarkheena

Chaniris Tarkheena

Jalinda the Healer

Khemisa the Goat-Girl

Ladis, a slave

Lazarra the Poetess

Lyris the Wine-Girl

Parvaqa The Golden

Princess Hyatis

Princess Jandalan of the Jasmine Flower

Princess Shvakomis, aka The Honeyed Lily

Princess Zylmira

Saphys Tarkheena

Sephneen the Priestess

A New Summer of Narnia

Artwork by Polina Pokrovskaya

Yes, it’s the start of a new Summer of Narnia! This is the third one. Stay tuned for more Narnian names, essays, worldbuilding, commentary, and artwork, like the marvelous painting above. Which shows the unshowed final meeting of lion and witch, though she’s more resigned than terrified, and looks like she’s rather enjoying it. But I’ll get around to that later.

Worldbuilding Wednesday 5/25/22: Let’s Talk About Dumbledore

 

As I’m sure every fantasy fan already knows, Dumbledore (full name Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore) is the mysterious but kindly Headmaster of Hogwarts, the magical boarding school Harry Potter attends. In the movie series, he’s depicted in full-on Gandalf mode, with hippy-style long gray hair and a like beard he keeps tied in a frontal ponytil over his chest. He wears long pale gray robes with Celtic imagery and instead of a pointy hat, a round crushed-velvet pillbox hat.

What I never knew about Dumbledore, however, is that his name — actually his last name — is an Old English word for bumblebee, Rowling stating she chose it because she imagined the character humming to himself as he “bumbled” around the Hogwarts campus. While this may be a sort of retcon (as Dumbledore’s homosexuality was) it’s true that the name itself invokes a cozy, homey feel. Dumbledore is approachable, and someone you’d want to have a cuppa tea with. Say what you will about Rowling herself, or her creations,  it’s undeniable she had a knack for names.

Want to name a character like Dumbledore, but who’s not Dumbledore?

 

Variations on Dumbledore

Grumblebone

Dambledare

Dimpledore

Trumbledora

Dumplingdote

Crumblegor

Sprigglegor

Darbledove

Schumblefell

Dustyodor

Speddleroar

Dumblefairy

Mumbledot

Shamblehole

Hufflefast

Kressjolly

Worldbuilding Wednesday 5/18/21: Comic and Crunchtastic Cs

The letter C, plastered with comic book images.

The letter C has an identity problem: it doesn’t have a distinct sound of its own. You can pronounce it with either the sibilant hiss of the letter S (as in censure) or the harsh spit of the K (as in cocoa.) Only when paired with an h does it come into its own: church, Bach, chrysoprase. It’s a copycat of a letter. Even from first grade, when I started to read, it came across as dishonest.

Yet, it has a certain elegance. That shape, for one thing, which lends itself well to cursive and creative ornamentation. It’s associated with wealth and tradition: chandelier, champagne, celebration, Chesapeake. It’s also insanely onomatopoeic. Click, clang, crickets chirping, catastrophic caca, ch-ch-ch-ch-changes.

Here’s some randomgened fantasy names that start with C.

 

Character names beginning with C

Male

Clytis

Cutrian

Chasrin

Claudvere

Chansar

Curmas

Caeestian

Cithernt

Cheffald

Camguy

Cavnu

Female

Clopha

Chloine

Clythene

Cleorabia

Cirvissa

Chrysique

Chyrlethanwe

Clarfavette

Ciranda

Cleirama

Catendra

Surnames

Crefflod

Canishfield

Cressmonk

Cantreece

Clabittern

Chessblue

Caraboss

Cadplum

Cassilk

Cranbeach

Chipton

Worldbuilding Wednesday 5/11/22: Random Playlist Songs

 

Elf ear earbuds are now a Thing.

Sometimes, when you’re writing, you need an imaginary playlist, or a song from someone’s playlist. Here’s a few that were originally randomgenned as spells, but didn’t make the sense they should have. I intended these to be in the Song – Artist format (Hey Jude – The Beatles) but you could reverse the order, I guess.

 

Random Songs from Someone’s Playlist

Speak with Men – Manateez

Control Dirt – Pterosaurs

Super Intelligence – Tame Monkeys

Transform a Faun – The Grab Dragons

The Exorcism Dancers – Wrack Room

Grease Fire – Blacksmith

Pulverize – Bison

Whisperfly – Defense Shield

Size – Animate

Act Like a Dancer – Keep Paintbox

Invisible Whip – Telepathy

Eternal Youth – Cauterize Skeletons

Summon and Weaken – Create Blindness (f. Rebel Phoenix)

Melt – The Pro-Mushroom Men

Ultraseven Vintage

Some vintage Ultraseven record and publication covers from Japan done in that inimitable colorful 1960s style, heavy on the primary red, blue, and yellow.

Look closely at the first image, where Ultraseven has a mouth with a lower lip, and it is open! He also has human eyes behind his hexagonal ones. I wonder if the illustrator wasn’t paying attention, or it had been painted early in the production process where the details weren’t ironed out yet.

Worldbuilding Wednesday 5/4/22: Canadian Provinces

The imaginary Canadian province of Kaskatama, by KMT

Manitoba, Saskatchewan, Yukon, and Nunavat are some of the most colorful names in North America, with origins in the languages of the Native peoples of Canada. They, along with the names of certain cities (Saskatoon, Athabasca) are easy for those in the U.S. to make fun of and for years served as comedy shorthand to indicate a place of birth for a backwoods, slack-jawed yokel (not true). But you shouldn’t. They are fascinating names in their own right, resulting from a cultural mix very different from the U.S.  The creator of the map above, for example, created a whole imaginary province around the mix of French, English, and Native names, setting it amongst the never-never land of lakes and mountains in what I take to be the current Northwest Territories.

Examine the map in full view and you’ll see such town names as “Blackadder” and “Blithering Owl.”

All Native names mean something, of course. Nunavat, for example, is “Our land” in the Inuktitut language, and its coat of arms is one of the best ever, featuring a reindeer and a narwhal, a stone bowl of fire, and a Native stone monument, the whole crowned by an igloo with a crown. Even the script below also belongs to the native people.

And speaking of arms and flags, Canada has gone through a few before deciding on its current red maple leaf, at the bottom right of the picture below.

This proposed flag of Canada is also attractive.

If you’re looking for a new Canadian province, or even just a city or town name, see below.

 

Canadian Provinces

Sasnookit

Yukawak

Monaswan

Nunkaniss

Kanmou

Mintoosko

Athiabask

Wippanakawa

Shuwasko

Kiksko

Chitkwai

Nitwakum

Molatcheen

Sipaya

Ultraseven Sneakers

Ultraseven’s sweet marketing deal with Converse!

Ultraseven [Review]

Ultraseven

Tsurubaya television series
1967 – 1968
Originally shown on Tokyo Broadcast System (TBS) and later syndicated

I was eight years old when I was introduced to the original Ultraman, which ran midafternoon, after school hours, on a now-defunct UHF station from Philadelphia. Ultraman was a creation of Eiji Tsuburaya, the special effects guru who did the monster suits and disaster sequences for the original Godzilla movie. Tsuburaya founded his own production company in 1963 and became a tokusatsu (Japanese live-action movies or TV shows, usually SFF, that featuring liberal use of special effects) pioneer. Ultraman debuted in Japan in 1966 and was an immediate hit. It was syndicated widely, which was how it crossed the Pacific, with English dubbing, in the early 1970s to wind up on American TV.

But little did I know while watching it that other Ultraman series had already come and gone, each having its own Ultra as the hero, with different monsters, plotlines, attack teams, and visual style. If I had, I would have watched the hell out of them, too. My love for Ultraman ran deep.

Over the years I gradually discovered the existence of these other shows but they remained inaccessible to Americans. Only in Hawaii were they ever broadcast, and that was because of its high Japanese population.

When VCRs came along it became possible to buy bootlegged tapes, or, if you lived in a large city with a Chinatown, rent the video releases from Japan. I actually did that when I moved to Seattle, but since they weren’t dubbed or subtitled, I had no idea what was going on. And while that same Chinatown’s Uwajimaya store had a Japanese bookstore I couldn’t read the Ultra guides or manga, either, and had to pester my Japanese friends for translations.

So imagine my delight when ShoutFactoryTV  bought the rights to stream almost seventy years of Ultra shows and movies, in subtitled versions, and there was me, with a Firestick and Amazon Prime. Ultra-ecstasy had begun!

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Worldbuilding Wednesday 4/27/22: The Best of Twittersnips (Cocktails)

Pointy breasts = Fun Time

Cocktail parties still haven’t come back yet. But here’s some that have yet to be concocted, culled from my Twitter feed.

 

Cocktails

Smashing Sheila (this originated in Sydney, Australia)

Guinness Lemonade

Golden Mickey

Goose Sucker

Glass Slipper

Ballbuster

Orange Slum

Muddy John

Juicy Jackson

Vengeance from Hong Kong

Rocky Surf

Sleepy Cobra

Pumpkin Nipple (Seasonal)