Birth of a Dark God

The immortal Ronnie James Dio

Neural Nets are a great way to improvise some heavy metal lyrics. A few sessions on one produced this masterpiece. Which I can’t really take credit for completely… because the AI did the work. But  I was the one who strung it all together and made it make sense.

I mean sense enough to sit as heavy metal lyrics.

 

BIRTH OF A DARK GOD

Experiencing the birth of darkness,
The Dark God fell from heaven.
Within his belly, his sword, he laid waste to the land
And in his grief he entwined twin serpents with his dread hand.
With these serpents he adorned the dark abyss of the sky
Glimmering beneath, he cast a shadow which might never die.

Oh Wheel of Fire
Where are the Gods?
A rune handled by enemies
What are the odds?
Of a horseman riding the precipice of the boundless sky
A hair’s breadth away from annihilation.

[Wordless chant]

Chorus:

Feeding the flame
Feeding the flame
The Dragon Priests here and now
Are feeding the flame

Oh, here and now
As I lay dying
I rise, wings raised to my Lord
And I go flying
To my Father’s embrace and a home full of song
A hair’s breadth away from salvation.

[Wordless chant]

Chorus:

Feeding the flame
Feeding the flame
The Dragon Priests here and now
Are feeding the flame

Feeding the flame
Feeding the flame

Feeding the flame
Feeding the flame

 

Worldbuilding Wednesday 11/17/21: States of Confusion (Heart of Dixie)

Dixieland song drinking glasses

It was very hard to find an image hat illustrated the popularity of the song that wasn’t racist.

Where did the word “Dixie” as a reference to the southern United States come from? Most likely from the Mason-Dixon line, a demarcation used to separate the states where slavery was legal from those where it wasn’t. But it could also refer to a ten dollar note used in pre-Civil War New Orleans with the French word for ten, dix, written on the side.  Either way, the term was used to refer to the American South both during and after the Civil War and through the 20th century as well. Usage was spread through this popular song:

I wish I was in the land of cotton
Old times there are not forgotten,
Look away, look away, look away, Dixie Land.
In Dixie Land where I was born in
Early on a frosty mornin’
Look away, look away, look away, Dixie Land.

Oh I wish I was in Dixie, hurray, hurray!
In Dixie Land I’ll take my stand,
To live and die in Dixie.

(My parents were amazed to hear it played on a glockenspiel by a German band while on a boat tour of the  Rhine. I can guess the Germans thought it would appeal to American tourists.)

Known by a number of titles, among them I Wish I was in Dixie, Dixieland, and just plain Dixie, the song was commonly performed in minstrel shows by white performers in Blackface as both veneration and nostalgia. That this longing was for a racist, slave-holding society — as was obvious — was not closely examined until two decades into the 21st century, and these days the term is fast becoming a relic of a bygone age. That the country group The Dixie Chicks dropped it from their name, becoming just the The Chicks, says a lot.

Will Dixie be eventually expunged from reruns of Emergency whenever Nurse McCall’s name is mentioned? What about Dixie cups, the cartoon mouse duo Pixie and Dixie, and Dixieland Jazz festivals? Time will tell.

 

Alternate Names for Southern States

The Carolinas

Carmita

Cavolan

Corola

Cijuran

Carmelonia

Ceylona

Georgia

Gurgia

Gunskia

Genunnia

Giorgri

Golgia

Gibregia

Missouri

Middura

Missomide

Monssouri

Missomiti

Quissouri

Mussomkasi

Tennessee is most famous for the city of Memphis, which in turn is most famous for Blues, Rock n’ Roll, and the home of Elvis Presley … the palatial but down-home estate of Graceland. Pictured above, as it appeared when Elvis bought it, and below, the 1970s kitchen, frozen in time, where he prepared his peanut butter and banana sandwiches.

Arkansas

Arkangeles

Yolansaws

Arkalson

Ersansas

Achansas

Akkasias

Tennessee

Sunannee

Temebrea

Addlestree

Temesco

Tristessee

Tekoosaws

West Virginia

West Vestigia

West Rivengia

West Sargalah

West Virzinnia

West Vadowicze

West Viryonia

 

Beauty and the Boar

Illustrations for the fairy tale Beauty and the Beast all seem to highlight the same moment, as portrayed here. The two are seated together, the beast pledging his devotion, while Beauty looks away, pleased but ambivalent. This one, using the palette and style of the 1960s, shows the encounter in slightly abstracted form, with a Siamese cat sitting on Beauty’s lap, and the Beast a sort of beaked wild boar/unicorn/donkey/porcupine creature.

Not Feyd Away

I present to you…. STING! In wing-shaped leather panties, his body toned through Tantric sex. His Feyd was the best thing about the film.

The recent release of Villeneuve’s adaptation of Frank Herbert’s Dune got me thinking about the many depictions of Feyd Rautha, Paul Atreides’ antithesis and rival, created by artists over the years. Why not the saintly Paul himself, you ask? Well, he’s just not as interesting. He spends most of the book in a stillsuit, the same as his Fremen followers. Paul was one of them, he didn’t exalt himself, and since the stillsuits were utility garments, flashy costuming was out. But Feyd Rautha, coming from a bizarre and morally corrupt clan, has costuming more open to interpretation. In addition, Herbert was stingy with his characters’ physical descriptions, so again, outside of Feyd’s having thick lips, artists can let their imaginations fly.

Feyd, to my teenage self.

When I read the books as a teenager, the impression I had of the Harkonnens was that they were the stereotypical Evil Arabs, their names, culture, and physical features deriving from the Middle East. We meet Feyd as a 16-year-old teenager, and he’s spoiled, petulant, sulky, and cheats at gladiatorial contests where he kills slaves without a second thought. A bad egg, obviously, but a good-looking one. His uncle the Baron has an obvious fascination and regard for him that the reader doesn’t see.

I thought it was because the Baron was corrupt himself and more than a little nuts, but others have interpreted the Baron’s interest as sexual, in addition to wanting Feyd as his heir to carry on the Harkonnen line. Certainly Alejandro Jodorowsky thought so, when he planned to produce a film of the novel in the mid-1970s. He commissioned French comic artist Moebius (Jean Girarud), who was of the same mind, for the storyboarding and character sketches.

“My naughty nightie is an essential element of my character.”

I admit having Feyd be a full-on transvestite was a novel approach, but there was nothing in the book, or its sequels, to support it. In retrospect, I think it was an obvious attempt to inject some transgressive naughtiness into the dull and obvious political shenanigans… though Herbert himself did not object.

Art by Clement Martine

This Feyd takes another page from the playbook of the bizarre, with his Harlequin costume and elevated bison feet. It feels like something a far-future society with a mixed-up design sense might create, but it’s unappealing, perhaps deliberately so. I think it recalls this costume for Elric’s enemy Yyrkoon, from a comic adaptation of the late 1970s… its playing card aesthetic  may have come, in turn, from Moebius, bringing things full circle.

But I can’t see this Harley Quinnesque Feyd walking, let alone fighting.

Art by Tom Kraky

A more realistic Feyd in warrior armor who actually looks like he’s in his early 20s, albeit hyperdeveloped, by artist Tom Kraky.

Illustration by Sam Weber

A more realistic yet Feyd, and perhaps my favorite of this lot. He also looks more than a little Hispanic to me, like a young Lucha Libre wrestler.

Matt Keesla’s Feyd from the Syfy television production. Too wholesome and normal? The jury’s out for me as I haven’t seen it yet.

Dune Feyd Rautha, by jubjubjedi@deviantart

Now we are back to the Evil Redhead trope! I thought making the Harkonnen clan all carrot-tops was an odd choice for 1984 film, but apparently fan artists liked it. This Feyd emphasizes the spoiled teenager. He’s even holding the knife like it’s a toy prop not a weapon, playing dress-up.

In Dune’s early sections, Herbert did a lot of character contrast on Feyd vs. Paul. Though he didn’t come out and say it, it would have been clear to the reader who the superior of the two was — Paul with his discipline and sense of duty.

Feyd — another redhead — is extra smirky in this rendition, showing the poor slave he killed — by cheating — in the background.

Feyd with a hood, cheek piercings, codpiece, and odd gold strips across the toes of his boots. A usable, nasty depiction adhering, again, to the “Techno-redhead” aesthetic from the 1984 movie.

Portrait of Feyd showing scarred lips and a quasi-18th-century military uniform. He’s the right age, seems brutal and untrustworthy enough, and cunning. It’s a good depiction. But what happened to his mouth? It looks like it was sewn shut at one point.

 

Worldbuilding Wednesday 11/10/21: The Flat Earth

 

Japanese version of Tanith Lees Nights Master

Azhrarn, The Demon Prince of Night, from a cover of a Japanese edition of Night’s Master

In the late 1970s and 1980s British writer Tanith Lee came out with the books that most defined her career: The Flat Earth series. These books were about an Arabian Nights never-never land of deserts, demons, innocent maidens, leering rakes, and magic. The first three,  Night’s Master, Death’s Master, and Delusion’s Master dealt with, respectively, the three Demon Lords of Darkness: Azhrarn, Uhlume, and Chuz, who embody Evil, Death, and Madness. The fourth book, Delirium’s Mistress, introduces a new Demon Lord: Azhriaz, Azhrarn’s daughter, who is somewhat ambivalent about her title. The fourth book, Night’s Sorceries, continues her adventures.

Azhrarn, the most powerful of the Demon Lords, is the one consistent character throughout the books and the mover of most of the plots. He is described as an incredibly beautiful pale-skinned, dark-haired man and the inventor of carnal love — and, appropriately, pansexual. I’ve yet to see, however, a depiction that does him justice. The purple and turquoise illustration above, from a Japanese language version of Night’s Master, is the best of a rather tepid crop. Which is odd, given that character’s unearthly good looks and sinister morality should be a hot subject forfantasy artists. But the books do seem to have waned in popularity over the years, unlike LOTR and Narnia which had movie adaptations to support them and create buzz.

I could go on about the difficulty of adapting the Flat Earth books for the Netflix market, but that’s for another post.

On the other hand there’s no shortage of sultry, sulky, black-haired man-babe eye candy in fandom art that could stand in for the Demon Lord of Night, like the dude to the left.

The language of The Flat Earth (so named because it is, indeed, flat, with formless chaos at its borders) is consistent throughout the books, a mashup of Amharic, Arabic, and Hebrew. Female names end in -eh, male names in -em, -er, or -ar. If a character becomes a magic-user, their name is changed, women receiving the -as, -az, or -azh suffix, men -ek. Azhriazh, Azhrarn’s daughter, for example, was first known as Soveh, then Sovaz when she came into her magical powers.

I generated this list of words for fanfic or roleplay in this world for people, places, or things.

 

Flat Earth Names

Abhuth

Adhar

Ajem

Anabaz

Aneh

Ashteh

Bahlaz

Bhomek

Bhujek

Chalas

Chaldisek

Chavitu

Chavtek

Dhinem

Dhol Ejem

Drezmi

Duthos

Ebatha

Faluzhu

Ferahud

Ferasumaz

Idha

Jesh

Kaschab

Kaschuj

Khaqu

Khasavras

Khassek

Khaszimi

Kishteh

Kushmideh

Lyroth

Mimadune

Nabaz

Nabuzheed

Narothe

Ninmisu

Pabriseh

Paresippe

Sabezh

Sabusch

Shazhrem

Shethem

Shevansas

Sonek

Sumearth

Sumesh

Surakathe

Surhar

Surise

Thuvrek

Tirushmi

Uhlapoo

Uranek

Urem

Uvek

Yavrem

Yobaz

Yolazeh

Yoleh

Yomarek

Yorihar

Zharot

Zheleb

Zheleh

Zhimuz

Zoradune

Zordas

Zorusheh

 

Worldbuilding Wednesday 11/3/21: Russian Palaces

Russia retained a feudal type of government until well into the 20th century (before the Russian Revolution, of course) that depended on the backbreaking labor of its serfs to fund the lavish lifestyles of its ruling elite. Not only that, the Czars were considered chosen by God himself to rule, and considered sacred, which is something even the Hapsburgs missed out on. So to be born a peasant in Russia was really getting the short end of the stick in the equality sweepstakes.

Most of the nobles’ former palaces survived the wars intact and are now open to the public for all to see. There isn’t anything especially Russian about them, though. They could be in Finland or France, for all the architecture says. No, the real palaces of Russia are the wooden ones. Only a handful of the less impressive ones survived the years, so the Russian government built a new one, in the old style, to give tourists a taste of its pre-Communist years. That’s the ornate building above, which serves as a visitor’s office.

Want a Russian palace of your very own? Here’s a list.

 

Russian Palaces

English

St. Svetan’s Castle

Mnichny Pavilion

Dniev Mountain Fortress

Svermaska Palace

Babinsk Batka Monastery

Supper Palace of Novodiev

Ektini’s Winter Palace

Zvodora Country Dacha

All Russian

Osobnyak Enzhnovo

Trokan Bashnya

Yuka Zamok

Krepost Asprensk

Dom Odev

Zhvisn Osobnyak

Trazaad Krepost

Vubrev Krepost

Va-va-va-VORE

Why is explorer lady wearing high-heeled pumps in the jungle?

Worldbuilding Wednesday 10/27/21: Horror Movies

Nosferatu, or The Undead, was a 1922 German silent film that predates the more familiar Universal version of Dracula. Max Schreck played the titular vampire, Count Orlov; the actor had an unusually tall, thin, lanky build that added to the otherworldly look of the being, highlighted in this trailer for a restored version of the film. Unlike Dracula, Count Orlov’s fangs were not his carnivore teeth — they were his front incisors! They, with his pointed ears, bulging eyes, and clawed hands created a unique horror that’s still to be replicated.

If you’re looking for a made-up horror movie to stick in somewhere, here’s a list. I even hope some are produced one day!

 

Horror Movies

In the Mouth of Lucifer

I was a Teenage Banshee

The Stalking Cannibal

Dawn of the Fiend

13 Scorpions

Return of the Damned

Day of the Ghoul

Beyond Legend

Talons of the Crawling Hand

Eyes of the Puppet Master

Dracula vs. the Witch Doctor

Our Martian Eden

Scream, Dr. Jekyll

Birth of the Gorgon

Thirteen Corpses

Empty Graves

Casting the Runes

The Claw of Jupiter

Succubus and Gorgon

The Wicked + the Divine

The Borogravian Mirror

Underworld Embalmer

Who Left the Bones in That Box?

Spider Women from beyond the North Star

 

Wigged Out

Art by Stephane Rosse

This would have been only a slightly disturbing domestic scene but for the skull head of the man and the wig rest head of the tabby cat.

Worldbuilding Wednesday 10/20/21: The Best of Twittersnips (Fairy Tales)

Russian fairy tales have a cast of characters rarely heard above in the West. I believe the pic above is of Alkonost and Sirin, two mythical, woman-headed birds with bewitching voices. Unlike the sirens, they used their singing for good, bringing happiness to those deserving. The cave full of giant gem crystals is an unfamiliar element as well, though the intrepid boy explorer is not.

Following are a list of imaginary fairy tales culled from my Twitter feed, 2017 – 2021.

 

Fables and Fairy Tales

Fairy Tales
Princess Apple Blossom
The Sleepy Little Seamstress
The Talking Pudding
The Goat-Girl’s Blessing
The Magic Cheese-Mold
The Terrible Bairn and the Forgotten Girl
Secrets of the Soundhole
Fables
Why Beauty is Blind
The City Where No One Was Ugly
How Death Was Wounded
The Monkey and the Apes
The Fable of the Peacock and the Ogre
1001 Arabian Nights Stories
The Tale of the Rok’s Foster Daughter
The Nine Lemons
The Adventures of King Absmas and His Brother
Nursery Rhymes
The Honey-Tongued Hummingbird of Hickenback Dell