A Charming Steed

I can picture a future age King Arthur riding a horse like this.

Worldbuilding Wednesday 12/1/21: The Best of Twittersnips (Real World Locations)

Sometimes real world locations, built by human sweat with human dollars, can be as fantastic as any of those of fantasy. Take this pyramid at the river’s edge in Memphis, Tennessee, for example. Or these imaginary, yet plausible, places below.

(I really beg for someone to name their Los Angeles coffeehouse The Wrecking Brew.)

 

Real World Locations

Malls
Vandermoor Square
The Terminal at Circle Chapel
Prairie Pond Place
Pubs
The Old Bishop’s Royal Rectory
Vilpuri Brewery
The Siren’s Cove
Mansions
Gloucester Coomb
The Amberlay Beeches
Dambersheath
Rachele Park
Schools
Sarpensky Polytechnic
Caravae School of Fine Art
Other
The Wrecking Brew (Coffeeshop)
The Prince Charles River (Canadian location)

Worst Dressed Superhero

I’m aware that the list is very long, as comic book heroes and heroines have been doing their thing in questionable costumes for decades. But 1973’s dystopian gladiator Killraven takes my vote for worst-dressed: black leather boots with over-the-knee epaulets and modified slingshot thong (with lacing.) I feel dirty just by looking at him. Not that there’s anything wrong with feeling dirty.

Yet, despite his misuse in the Marvelverse, Killraven inspired a better-loved character in 1980: Thundarr the Barbarian.

From left to right: Ookla the Mok, Thundarr in a fur onesie, and Princess Ariel, one of the few POC heroines on Saturday morning TV at the time

Thundarr was the mighty-thewed star of a Saturday morning cartoon by Ruby-Spears productions, the masterminds who unleashed Scooby-Doo on American wavelengths a decade earlier. In Thundarr’s universe the Earth was destroyed by a “runaway planet” in 1994 and thousands of years later “a strange new world rises from the old” with “savagery, super-science and sorcery” to paraphrase from the show’s opening narration. If you can tell I watched it, and loved it, you’re right.

A picturesque background from the show. The runaway planet had broken the moon in half like a bathbomb, but gravity drew the pieces back together.

Like Killraven, former slave Thundarr and his pals Princess Ariel and Chewbacca stand-in Ookla the Mok wander across a devastated earth encountering the ruins of 20th century landmarks and modern (as of 1980) technology put to odd uses, with a lot of sly social commentary on consumerism and the like that probably went over younger kids’ heads. (Thundarr, despite being a barbarian, never actually kills anyone or uses worse language than “Slime-dweller!”)

There’s a wiki on the show here.

Worldbuilding Wednesday 11/24/21: Russian Names

 

Russian-themed fantasy was the hottest thing in YA in the 2010s, of which Leigh Bardugo’s Grisha books are the best known. At least a dozen others were published following the trend, some fantasy, some contemporary, some historical. It’s hard to tell with COVID still hanging around, but the trend may not be over.

Want a character name that sounds exotic and Russian, without it actually being Russian? I randomgenned a list below. (You can also check out my pseudo-Italian and German names.)

 

Russian Names

Female

Ashina

Damia

Elsnira

Emerscha

Iska

Izhanka

Kytasja

Lainka

Mischila

Osserina

Othia

Pabrina

Petrinka

Shevadra

Tasmina

Tatmira

Tatpa

Tytia

Verya

Vshinka

Yaina

Zdonya

Male

Antonady

Bravan

Elszar

Gevscha

Ivak

Kiraen

Ladan

Mormir

Oshka

Patrark

Smohadn

Steltoi

Stralya

Svobai

Terlentin

Tratslav

Vorlya

Vropav

Zarnik

Zdavan

Zmetzyer

Zvaya

Surnames

Agriev

Alyesky

Borovka

Byakuk

Drakaya

Dutsova

Gretkoy

Gruzhuvna

Gyudotsova

Ivriov

Lydyuk

Mitrevich

Nikolyevich

Priev

Shmov

Stovna

Sukslav

Trovich

Tshyuvrovny

Yachuk

Yuriev

Zhvutov

Whatcha Dune?

Projected poster art for Jodorowsky’s Dune, the movie that never was. Paul Atreides/Muad’dib is at center. The names of the designers are at lower left, and if you follow their work, you can pinpoint what elements of the illustration they worked on: Foss the spacecraft, Giger the sandworm, Moebius the characters and perhaps that landscape. At upper right there’s a flaming giraffe. No idea why that is there. Note the director’s first name is misspelled.

Birth of a Dark God

The immortal Ronnie James Dio

Neural Nets are a great way to improvise some heavy metal lyrics. A few sessions on one produced this masterpiece. Which I can’t really take credit for completely… because the AI did the work. But  I was the one who strung it all together and made it make sense.

I mean sense enough to sit as heavy metal lyrics.

 

BIRTH OF A DARK GOD

Experiencing the birth of darkness,
The Dark God fell from heaven.
Within his belly, his sword, he laid waste to the land
And in his grief he entwined twin serpents with his dread hand.
With these serpents he adorned the dark abyss of the sky
Glimmering beneath, he cast a shadow which might never die.

Oh Wheel of Fire
Where are the Gods?
A rune handled by enemies
What are the odds?
Of a horseman riding the precipice of the boundless sky
A hair’s breadth away from annihilation.

[Wordless chant]

Chorus:

Feeding the flame
Feeding the flame
The Dragon Priests here and now
Are feeding the flame

Oh, here and now
As I lay dying
I rise, wings raised to my Lord
And I go flying
To my Father’s embrace and a home full of song
A hair’s breadth away from salvation.

[Wordless chant]

Chorus:

Feeding the flame
Feeding the flame
The Dragon Priests here and now
Are feeding the flame

Feeding the flame
Feeding the flame

Feeding the flame
Feeding the flame

 

Worldbuilding Wednesday 11/17/21: States of Confusion (Heart of Dixie)

Dixieland song drinking glasses

It was very hard to find an image hat illustrated the popularity of the song that wasn’t racist.

Where did the word “Dixie” as a reference to the southern United States come from? Most likely from the Mason-Dixon line, a demarcation used to separate the states where slavery was legal from those where it wasn’t. But it could also refer to a ten dollar note used in pre-Civil War New Orleans with the French word for ten, dix, written on the side.  Either way, the term was used to refer to the American South both during and after the Civil War and through the 20th century as well. Usage was spread through this popular song:

I wish I was in the land of cotton
Old times there are not forgotten,
Look away, look away, look away, Dixie Land.
In Dixie Land where I was born in
Early on a frosty mornin’
Look away, look away, look away, Dixie Land.

Oh I wish I was in Dixie, hurray, hurray!
In Dixie Land I’ll take my stand,
To live and die in Dixie.

(My parents were amazed to hear it played on a glockenspiel by a German band while on a boat tour of the  Rhine. I can guess the Germans thought it would appeal to American tourists.)

Known by a number of titles, among them I Wish I was in Dixie, Dixieland, and just plain Dixie, the song was commonly performed in minstrel shows by white performers in Blackface as both veneration and nostalgia. That this longing was for a racist, slave-holding society — as was obvious — was not closely examined until two decades into the 21st century, and these days the term is fast becoming a relic of a bygone age. That the country group The Dixie Chicks dropped it from their name, becoming just the The Chicks, says a lot.

Will Dixie be eventually expunged from reruns of Emergency whenever Nurse McCall’s name is mentioned? What about Dixie cups, the cartoon mouse duo Pixie and Dixie, and Dixieland Jazz festivals? Time will tell.

 

Alternate Names for Southern States

The Carolinas

Carmita

Cavolan

Corola

Cijuran

Carmelonia

Ceylona

Georgia

Gurgia

Gunskia

Genunnia

Giorgri

Golgia

Gibregia

Missouri

Middura

Missomide

Monssouri

Missomiti

Quissouri

Mussomkasi

Tennessee is most famous for the city of Memphis, which in turn is most famous for Blues, Rock n’ Roll, and the home of Elvis Presley … the palatial but down-home estate of Graceland. Pictured above, as it appeared when Elvis bought it, and below, the 1970s kitchen, frozen in time, where he prepared his peanut butter and banana sandwiches.

Arkansas

Arkangeles

Yolansaws

Arkalson

Ersansas

Achansas

Akkasias

Tennessee

Sunannee

Temebrea

Addlestree

Temesco

Tristessee

Tekoosaws

West Virginia

West Vestigia

West Rivengia

West Sargalah

West Virzinnia

West Vadowicze

West Viryonia

 

Beauty and the Boar

Illustrations for the fairy tale Beauty and the Beast all seem to highlight the same moment, as portrayed here. The two are seated together, the beast pledging his devotion, while Beauty looks away, pleased but ambivalent. This one, using the palette and style of the 1960s, shows the encounter in slightly abstracted form, with a Siamese cat sitting on Beauty’s lap, and the Beast a sort of beaked wild boar/unicorn/donkey/porcupine creature.

Not Feyd Away

I present to you…. STING! In wing-shaped leather panties, his body toned through Tantric sex. His Feyd was the best thing about the film.

The recent release of Villeneuve’s adaptation of Frank Herbert’s Dune got me thinking about the many depictions of Feyd Rautha, Paul Atreides’ antithesis and rival, created by artists over the years. Why not the saintly Paul himself, you ask? Well, he’s just not as interesting. He spends most of the book in a stillsuit, the same as his Fremen followers. Paul was one of them, he didn’t exalt himself, and since the stillsuits were utility garments, flashy costuming was out. But Feyd Rautha, coming from a bizarre and morally corrupt clan, has costuming more open to interpretation. In addition, Herbert was stingy with his characters’ physical descriptions, so again, outside of Feyd’s having thick lips, artists can let their imaginations fly.

Feyd, to my teenage self.

When I read the books as a teenager, the impression I had of the Harkonnens was that they were the stereotypical Evil Arabs, their names, culture, and physical features deriving from the Middle East. We meet Feyd as a 16-year-old teenager, and he’s spoiled, petulant, sulky, and cheats at gladiatorial contests where he kills slaves without a second thought. A bad egg, obviously, but a good-looking one. His uncle the Baron has an obvious fascination and regard for him that the reader doesn’t see.

I thought it was because the Baron was corrupt himself and more than a little nuts, but others have interpreted the Baron’s interest as sexual, in addition to wanting Feyd as his heir to carry on the Harkonnen line. Certainly Alejandro Jodorowsky thought so, when he planned to produce a film of the novel in the mid-1970s. He commissioned French comic artist Moebius (Jean Girarud), who was of the same mind, for the storyboarding and character sketches.

“My naughty nightie is an essential element of my character.”

I admit having Feyd be a full-on transvestite was a novel approach, but there was nothing in the book, or its sequels, to support it. In retrospect, I think it was an obvious attempt to inject some transgressive naughtiness into the dull and obvious political shenanigans… though Herbert himself did not object.

Art by Clement Martine

This Feyd takes another page from the playbook of the bizarre, with his Harlequin costume and elevated bison feet. It feels like something a far-future society with a mixed-up design sense might create, but it’s unappealing, perhaps deliberately so. I think it recalls this costume for Elric’s enemy Yyrkoon, from a comic adaptation of the late 1970s… its playing card aesthetic  may have come, in turn, from Moebius, bringing things full circle.

But I can’t see this Harley Quinnesque Feyd walking, let alone fighting.

Art by Tom Kraky

A more realistic Feyd in warrior armor who actually looks like he’s in his early 20s, albeit hyperdeveloped, by artist Tom Kraky.

Illustration by Sam Weber

A more realistic yet Feyd, and perhaps my favorite of this lot. He also looks more than a little Hispanic to me, like a young Lucha Libre wrestler.

Matt Keesla’s Feyd from the Syfy television production. Too wholesome and normal? The jury’s out for me as I haven’t seen it yet.

Dune Feyd Rautha, by jubjubjedi@deviantart

Now we are back to the Evil Redhead trope! I thought making the Harkonnen clan all carrot-tops was an odd choice for 1984 film, but apparently fan artists liked it. This Feyd emphasizes the spoiled teenager. He’s even holding the knife like it’s a toy prop not a weapon, playing dress-up.

In Dune’s early sections, Herbert did a lot of character contrast on Feyd vs. Paul. Though he didn’t come out and say it, it would have been clear to the reader who the superior of the two was — Paul with his discipline and sense of duty.

Feyd — another redhead — is extra smirky in this rendition, showing the poor slave he killed — by cheating — in the background.

Feyd with a hood, cheek piercings, codpiece, and odd gold strips across the toes of his boots. A usable, nasty depiction adhering, again, to the “Techno-redhead” aesthetic from the 1984 movie.

Portrait of Feyd showing scarred lips and a quasi-18th-century military uniform. He’s the right age, seems brutal and untrustworthy enough, and cunning. It’s a good depiction. But what happened to his mouth? It looks like it was sewn shut at one point.

 

Worldbuilding Wednesday 11/10/21: The Flat Earth

 

Japanese version of Tanith Lees Nights Master

Azhrarn, The Demon Prince of Night, from a cover of a Japanese edition of Night’s Master

In the late 1970s and 1980s British writer Tanith Lee came out with the books that most defined her career: The Flat Earth series. These books were about an Arabian Nights never-never land of deserts, demons, innocent maidens, leering rakes, and magic. The first three,  Night’s Master, Death’s Master, and Delusion’s Master dealt with, respectively, the three Demon Lords of Darkness: Azhrarn, Uhlume, and Chuz, who embody Evil, Death, and Madness. The fourth book, Delirium’s Mistress, introduces a new Demon Lord: Azhriaz, Azhrarn’s daughter, who is somewhat ambivalent about her title. The fourth book, Night’s Sorceries, continues her adventures.

Azhrarn, the most powerful of the Demon Lords, is the one consistent character throughout the books and the mover of most of the plots. He is described as an incredibly beautiful pale-skinned, dark-haired man and the inventor of carnal love — and, appropriately, pansexual. I’ve yet to see, however, a depiction that does him justice. The purple and turquoise illustration above, from a Japanese language version of Night’s Master, is the best of a rather tepid crop. Which is odd, given that character’s unearthly good looks and sinister morality should be a hot subject forfantasy artists. But the books do seem to have waned in popularity over the years, unlike LOTR and Narnia which had movie adaptations to support them and create buzz.

I could go on about the difficulty of adapting the Flat Earth books for the Netflix market, but that’s for another post.

On the other hand there’s no shortage of sultry, sulky, black-haired man-babe eye candy in fandom art that could stand in for the Demon Lord of Night, like the dude to the left.

The language of The Flat Earth (so named because it is, indeed, flat, with formless chaos at its borders) is consistent throughout the books, a mashup of Amharic, Arabic, and Hebrew. Female names end in -eh, male names in -em, -er, or -ar. If a character becomes a magic-user, their name is changed, women receiving the -as, -az, or -azh suffix, men -ek. Azhriazh, Azhrarn’s daughter, for example, was first known as Soveh, then Sovaz when she came into her magical powers.

I generated this list of words for fanfic or roleplay in this world for people, places, or things.

 

Flat Earth Names

Abhuth

Adhar

Ajem

Anabaz

Aneh

Ashteh

Bahlaz

Bhomek

Bhujek

Chalas

Chaldisek

Chavitu

Chavtek

Dhinem

Dhol Ejem

Drezmi

Duthos

Ebatha

Faluzhu

Ferahud

Ferasumaz

Idha

Jesh

Kaschab

Kaschuj

Khaqu

Khasavras

Khassek

Khaszimi

Kishteh

Kushmideh

Lyroth

Mimadune

Nabaz

Nabuzheed

Narothe

Ninmisu

Pabriseh

Paresippe

Sabezh

Sabusch

Shazhrem

Shethem

Shevansas

Sonek

Sumearth

Sumesh

Surakathe

Surhar

Surise

Thuvrek

Tirushmi

Uhlapoo

Uranek

Urem

Uvek

Yavrem

Yobaz

Yolazeh

Yoleh

Yomarek

Yorihar

Zharot

Zheleb

Zheleh

Zhimuz

Zoradune

Zordas

Zorusheh