In 2011 we should have been wearing jumpsuits and whizzing up and down spiral ramps to airports in the sky. Jeez, what went wrong?
Worldbuilding Wednesday
11/4/20: Military Division Nicknames
The American military has a long tradition of giving colorful nicknames to its various companies, divisions, and specialty groups. To go along with these nicknames are specially commissioned patches to be worn proudly on uniforms or jackets. Take a look at the assortment above. The graphics reached their height of bizarreness during the Vietnam war years, when they marked the wearer as belonging to an elite boy’s club of skulls with their eyes popping out, hissing vipers, drooling wolves, and angry woodpeckers … childlike, yet offputting.
The nicknames may stick with a division for a while, or change from conflict to conflict. To make a nickname “official” requires a special document from the Center of Military History.
In some future conflict, perhaps there will be monikers like these.
Military Division Nicknames
Hell’s Diving Birds
The Shoeless Cougars Brownheads Doctor Oppers The Carpet Spillers Earth Rhinos The Rolling Wolfpack The Flying Dobermans Turret Goons Bridge Shakers Nose Squad The Grunting Muppets Road Ruffians Gobi Zombies Smoky Birds The Jammin’ 43rd Ultra Beamers The Onboard 88th Hoppin’ Copperheads Soil Mappers |
Gray Hairs
Dirty Zoo Diablos 43rd Globe Anglers Musket Avengers Groundsquids Tanker Breakers 79th Snow Squad Golden Guns Haulin’ Dogs Black Eyes Fighting Apes Silver Buttons 26th Hill Division Horse Eyes Rivermen Aqua Falcons Whiskey Legs Harbor Bulls Cannon Cobras Mountain Shakers |
The Skeleton
Existential angst that is in store for all of us one day, if we’re still sentient that is.
Private Island
” After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine [ * titters girlishly * ] I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time. ”
Yup.
May history bless the Kardashians with what they deserve.
Worldbuilding Wednesday 10/28/20: Solomon’s Demons
Despite the name, these demons have nothing to do with King Solomon of the Bible. They are supernatural beings listed in a spellbook known as The Lesser Key of Solomon, or Salomonis Regis, which contains descriptions of them along with summoning instructions. This meaty tome is divided into five parts, compiled by an anonymous author from a series of earlier, more ancient works, some of which date all the way back to Biblical times.
I first encountered these creatures in a book of demonology my older brother gave me on my 10th birthday. That’s right, my older brother gave me an encyclopedia of demons when I turned ten. (My mother said not a peep about it.) It was the first time I saw the bizarre illustrations of them by Louis Breton, who created the sun-lion creature above with the multiple goat legs. Known as Buer, he remains the most distinctive of this artist’s creations.
He also did this one of Caacrinolas, who looks like a demented, grinning Lhasa Apso dog.
For all my research, it’s still unclear who the actual artist was: Breton, who specialized in maritime paintings, or the mysterious M. Jarrault, who may have been an engraver. Publications back then relied heavily on engravers for their illustrations, as the photoprinting process had yet to be invented. An engraver could put his own spin on the artist he copied, and vice versa. There’s certainly a playful, satirical feel to these depictions that reminds me of John Tenniel’s illustrations for Alice in Wonderland. Tenniel intended some of them as caricatures of political figures of the time, and this pic of Baal, for example, certainly seems like an actual person.
The illustrations were made for a 1863 edition of Dictionnaire Infernal by Collin de Plancy, not The Lesser Key of Solomon itself. But because they were the first depictions of the demons, they became the ones most associated with them. There have been other depictions over the years, and perhaps I’ll do a later post on them.
My second exposure to the demons was through my uncle. He was fond of dumpster-diving, and a particular spot at a nearby mall proved fruitful. A stationary store there would tear the front covers off its unsold books, as was standard at the time, to send them back to the distributor, and toss the interiors. I was exposed to many different books that way I wouldn’t have ordinarily read. One of them was Luba Sevarg’s The Do-It-Yourself Witchcraft Guide, without the sensational cover of course.
Much of Sevarg’s book was cribbed from the Salomonis Regis and that included the list of demons. I remember one demon in particular called Pual, described as appearing as an ash tree, who could grant the caster beautiful teeth.
The would-be summoner was to draw the demon’s sigil on the floor along with offerings which included colored candles. The lack of colored candles — most in the stores were white or ivory — meant I could not try the spells myself. This didn’t stop me from scribbling the runes on my school notebooks though. Although I never summoned any demons this early exposure would influence the magic systems I created later in my own writing.
The demons themselves have origins that are Greek, Hebrew, Arabic, Sumerian, and Assyrian. Like beings in a trading card game they are assigned rankings (Prince, Duke, Marquise, etc.), cardinal directions, allies they can draw upon, and spheres of influence. Hey! They may have been the first Pokemon.
The names vary from work to work, changing in translation, but all have a Latin or Greek feel. Using this, I came up with a list of my own.
New Solomon’s Demons
Satyros
Enpan Jozeo Furfara Marans Elefantes Vorlona Telos Urdil Urtokar Galdoth Malkuth Beniziel Ultros Flauros Valkurm Flaurus |
Rakorkan
Ororo Zorahor Zephor Echudemon Meltur Balic Ensarans Iolus Forzub Asmensyr Vagsa Gragos Cimal Valus Feldus Astrusion |
Visphon
Marchusan Uvaic Dallugos Delrabia Phoedus Agara Albea Canu Iphemer Perlion Zimal Becas Izala Grisaym Focana Malaam |
Can’t a man have a little privacy?
Japanese demons, or yokai, invade the personal space of this very aghast male bather.
Worldbuilding Wednesday 10/21/20: Halloween Costumes 2020
Many people would agree that it’s been a terrible year. Usually such a year would generate some cleverly epic Halloween costumes, but there’s nowhere to show them off, except virtually. And that’s not a lot of fun.
Still, if you’re up for it, here are some randomly generated ideas.
(And check out costumes for 2018.)
Halloween Costumes for 2020
French Bulldog President Trump
Scooby Gang member Joe Biden Vampire “Karen” Day of the Dead Dr. Fauci Alcoholic Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Top Gun Pilot Mitch McConnell Stoner Baby Shark Ancient Greek Epidemiologist Doughnut bitten by Ruth Bader Ginsburg White Supremacist Bigfoot Republican Executioner COVID Mask-wearing Werewolf |
Hello Kitty Coronavirus
Antifa Zombie Proud Boy Aerobics Instructor Ninja Kamala Harris Unemployed Vampire Home-Schooled Elvis Fascist Video Game Streamer Baby Vladimir Putin Self-Quarantined Llama Robot Corgi Angry Nintendo Switch Unicorn TERF |
Hypnotized

Hypnose, by German artist Sascha Schneider (1904)
All Things Charn (Part III)
Previous parts of this essay:
Since it’s pretty certain that Charn had biblical origins, can we say the same of Jadis? Is she the same as the infamous Whore of Babylon, or is she something more?
One thing Jadis is not, is European. In her own element she wore no tight bodices, no crinoline skirts. Any depictions like this are just wrong. I picture her chemise as clinging but free-flowing, secured with jeweled girdles and scarves. Her hair is free-flowing also, secured with some spectacular headpiece. She is both barbarian and temptress, as well as a magic-using Queen whose sorcerous abilities, fierceness, and pride place her far above the common populace.
Bayne’s depiction in The Magician’s Nephew gets it half-right.
In her illustration Jadis wears a “mystical” star pendant and a twisted snake arm bracelet, a staple of Orientalist fashion for women. The long cloak she wears of some filmy material is embroidered with eyes, hinting at the Egyptian symbol for knowledge, and her pose is swaybacked with her abdomen thrust forward like a harlot’s. She’s dangerous and slinky in the way that femme fatales of the 1920s were, with their tubular figures and gowns belted low at the hip. The getup recalls, in fact, the fashion sense of silent film actress Theda Bara, whose depiction of Cleopatra tried for exoticism (Bara designed her own costumes) but stayed within the ethos of its time.
The same sense of Edwardian-era Orientalism can be seen in these fancy dress ball costumes of the late 1800s, so beloved of the English nobility, which strive to look otherworldly but remain stuck in their decade.
I wonder if a figure like this was what Lewis envisioned. She certainly looks elegant and queenly. But at any rate, since he gave only hints of Jadis’s dress and appearance, Baynes didn’t have a lot to base Jadis’s costume on.
Jadis’s persona, that of a powerful witch-queen, harks all the way back to the goddesses Inana and Ishtar. They weren’t actual historical figures, but were leaders in their respective pantheons and were also associated with war. They weren’t human either, but neither is Jadis; she is part giant, of the line of Lilith… another connection to antiquity (and as it turns out, apocrypha.)
Other ancient queens may have also influenced Lewis’s depiction. First, Jezebel.
Jezebel is a much-maligned Queen of the Bible whose name has become synonymous with scandalous, sexually provocative behavior. I still remember my mother calling a young cat of ours a “Jezebel” the first time she went into heat. However the Bible reserves judgement on Jezebel’s sexual expression, instead damning her for instituting the worship of false gods (Baal and Asherah, deities of her homeland Phoenicia) in the nation of Israel. That’s her first wicked deed. Her second was executing a vintner whose vineyards her husband King Ahab coveted.
After a condemnation uttered by the prophet Elijah, and backed up by Yahweh, things began to go south for the royal family. The King is killed in battle and the son who succeeds him dies also. The commander of the army stages a coup and when he enters the city, Jezebel taunts him from a window wearing cosmetics, a wig, and other finery, an act for which she is branded as a hussy though it’s more likely she was merely keeping up appearances as Queen. Her story ends when she is thrown from a window, trampled by a horse, and eaten by stray dogs.
The picture to the left by a contemporary artist holds true to the hussy archetype by posing her in the same swaybacked stance Baynes does. Her expression is set in petulant, weary demand. In addition, she’s barefoot and wearing a transparent shift and two sets of cloth and metal girdles, the first under her breasts, the second at her hips … and that snake armlet. It’s a wonderful costume, but too revealing for Jadis, who more than likely safeguarded her sexuality.
In the end pride was the ruin of both women. Jezebel sealed her fate by dressing up and taunting the general, showing herself as having an exaggerated sense of self-worth, as Jadis does when she utters the Deplorable Word.

Zenobia’s Last Look on Palmyra, by Herbert Gustave Schmalz (1888)
Queen Zenobia, who ruled Palmyra, a kingdom of Syria, in the third century AD, may have been another inspiration for Jadis. Defying the rule of the Roman Empire, she ceded Palmyra from Rome and set herself and her son up as Emperor and Empress. Rome put its boot (sandal, rather) down, and after a mighty battle, she was captured and sent into exile. She weathered the years better regarded than Jezebel. Today she’s considered a national heroine of Syria.
Her costume here is similar to Jezebel’s, but less scanty. She looks determined, saddened, ruthless in this painting. The scenery is very Charnlike with its red sun, high terrace, and city stretching to the horizon. I wonder if the young Lewis saw this painting or its reproduction somewhere and it lodged in his mind (minus Zenobia’s chains of course.)
Yet, I don’t think either of these looks was what Lewis was after.
The third powerful Queen who may have inspired Jadis is Semiramis, who ruled Assyria in the 9th century BCE. Like Jadis, her name has a snaky, decadent feel, and also like Jadis, she was both Queen and warrior, and not fully human: she was the daughter of a mortal and a fish-goddess, abandoned by her mother and fed by doves. With such parentage, she was also a sorceress. When her husband King Ninus died, Semiramis disguised herself as her own son and tricked the army into following her directives. She eventually conquered much of Western Asia and built numerous temples, monuments and palaces. As she was heavily mythologized by later scholars, however, it’s hard to separate the facts of her history from the fictions.
Like Jezebel, Semiramis suffered sexual slander after the rise of Christianity. She was said to have had an incestuous relationship with her son and invented both the chastity belt and the means to create male eunuchs, and an Armenian legend has her going to war against a king who refused her advances. The poet Dante to place her in the second layer of Hell, that of Lust, in his Divine Comedy, because she warred like a man and went after the lovers she wanted, also like a man.
The plot gets thicker. In the mid-19th century Semiramis began to be associated with the Queen of Babylon — yes, that Whore of Babylon — by a Protestant clergyman who wrote an entire tract about it. His reasoning was rife with faulty logic and bad history; the historical Semiramis had little to do with either historical Babylon or the allegorical Babylon of the Biblical Book of Revelations. But the damage was done to her life and reputation. Unfortunately, some still accept her as the war-mongering, decadent Whore to this day.
Including, I’m sure, Lewis, who may have heard the theories even if he did not totally believe them. She’s a powerful archetype.
There! Circle drawn, from Babel to Babylon to Semiramis and Assyria, and back to Babylon. Assyria was fertile ground for Lewis, as he very likely based Tash on the Assyrian god Nisroch.
It’s hard to find a decent picture of Semiramis (well, there’s the fancy dress photo above, but that’s not really Semiramis) that shows her as the ballbreaker she was. But, I’m going to try.
Semiramis on the battlefield, holding a bow with a bracer on her left forearm, amidst battle machinery and fallen warriors.
Many depictions of Semiramis show her as naked, or nearly naked, from her Babylon association; yet she is still Queenly.

Semiramis, the Queen of Assyria, by Georges Antoine Rochegrosse
The above painting is by French painter Georges Antoine Rochegrosse. who had a special fascination with Semiramis. He was a historical and decorative painter with a sensationalistic flair, halfway between the sensual, opium-scented pre-Raphaelites and the wholesome brushstrokes of Renoir, with a dash of the historicism of Sir Lawrence Alma-Tadema thrown in. Unlike Alma-Tadema though, his subjects aren’t proper Victorian people playing dress-up. They may look like them (the same models, and all that) but they seem more of an ancient time.

Semiramis Queen of Assyria in the Throne Room, by Georges Antoine Rochegrosse
Another by Rochegrosse. Semiramis sits on her throne, while around her a ritual seems to be taking place. I wish he had given this one the detail of the painting above.

The Queen of Assyria, by Georges Antoine Rochegrosse
This staring figure may also Semiramis, though she looks kind of… glazed and disturbed. She’s wearing red so this may be her Whore of Babylon aspect.

Great Semiramis, Queen of Assyria, by Cesare Saccaggi
Semiramis is more decorative here in this depiction by Cesare Saccaggi, who can be thought of as the Italian version of Rochegrosse. She wears a pleated gown with scanty beadwork over her boobs and huge circular “earmuffs” that are part of her headdress and look a lot like chariot wheels. The snow leopard is snarling but entirely under her control. She’s coy and crafty but not so regal.

Rhona Fleming in The Queen of Babylon (1954)
Redhead Rhonda Fleming as Semiramis from the 1954 movie The Queen of Babylon, which also starred a hunky young Ricardo Montalban. Her crown with its hanging decorations is a good compromise between the Western idea of a crown and the more caplike Assyrian crown for Queens.
Fleming’s (who recently passed) red hair is not accurate for a Syrian woman, yet it also harks to some fanfic depictions of Jadis as having red hair. It may be the “Evil Redhead” trope, or the red-haired Jadis who appears on the cover of The Magician’s Nephew in this boxed set.
Semiramis also got a turn in the Italian sword-and-sandal epic The Slave Queen of Babylon, also known as I Am Semiramis, in 1963. But the costuming was more in line with 1960s fashion than ancient Assyria, similar to the body-hugging zippered gowns Elizabeth Taylor wore in Cleopatra. In fact, I’m sure it was a total Cleopatra ripoff.

* Smirk *
For my money this is the best depiction of Jadis in Charn that appeared in any of the Narnia books or other media. The style looks similar to this cover so I’m guessing it’s Deborah Maze, the same artist. While not as graceful and whimsical as Barnes, or as skilled as any of the movie concept artists, she paid closer attention to the text and actually did some research. Well, maybe not — Charn’s sky is bluer than blue, when it should be blue-black. But the city, if a mix of architectural styles, looks impressive and exotic, and Jadis looks impressively exotic as well — Egyptian / Superian / Assyrian — and her skin is as pale and white as described in Lewis’s text. Her gown is red, like that of The Whore of Babylon, while also alluding to the war in which she spilled blood like water. She is appropriately crowned and bejeweled for a Queen. It’s a shame this depiction didn’t get wider attention and languishes on the cover of a truncated, forgotten adaptation.
Well! After all this, I think it’s safe to say a major part of Charn was inspired by the mythologized Babylon, its Whore(s) and Semiramis, both legendary and actual.
Next we’ll look at that war between the sisters.
Worldbuilding Wednesday 10/14/20:The Best of Twittersnips (Food and Drink)
Yes, there is such a thing as beer for dogs. You can buy it here.
One of my favorite things to randomize is food. Because it itself is so random — most people don’t know exactly what they’re going to eat that day. They grab a hot dog from a cart on the street, have a work meeting at a Starbuck’s, and on getting home, eat some leftovers from the fridge, then get a knackering from some popcorn. The same principle applies to food any characters in a story would eat.
Here are some of my favorite food daily Twitter postings from 2017 – 2019.
Food and drink
Chocolate gingerbread ice cream
Flying Russian cocktail Pickled lamb kidneys served with fried bulgur Tangy beans with herring Chicken liver sausage with apple relish Fool’s Onion (a pale, sour beer made from wheat mash) Shullyshin’s Pride beer Flaxborne Sweet beer Peach bourbon ice cream Sweet blackberry cider ice cream Oxtail flavored with tarragon and capers, roasted with parsnips Beebury, a strong, zesty wine made from mountain grapes Grenoble Deep Roast coffee blend Pendip, an alcoholic beverage made from fermented goat’s milk sweetened with raspberry syrup Lover’s Pear, a shiny red-orange citrus fruit with bulbous flesh |