Worldbuilding Wednesday 8/7/19: Let’s Talk About
xxxxCleopatra

The name Cleopatra conjures up images of an exotic Egyptian beauty, an ancient dynasty, a scheming queen, a seductress. In movies she’s been played by Elizabeth Taylor, Claudette Colbert, Vivien Leigh, Joan Collins,  and Theda Bara; and to this day she remains a popular Halloween and performing persona for celebrities like Katy Perry, Heidi Klum, Cher, and Janet Jackson. Sometimes she is lily-white, at other times, black or brown. Yet history tells us she was Greek, the descendant of the Ptolemy dynasty of Egypt, who were founded by Alexander the Great’s general pal.

Being a snobbishly Greek family, the Ptolemies did not mix with the native Egyptians during their reign, and the name Cleopatra is not Egyptian either. It’s Greek, meaning “The Glory of the Father,” a combination of kleos (glory) and pater (father.) The Cleopatra we idolize wasn’t the only one either; she was actually number 4 of her lineage, and it’s easy to see why the name was popular. It’s a marvelous mix of syllables both hard and soft, and to English speakers, sounds catlike to the ear, with sharp claws and soft paws. No wonder it’s a popular name for household pets.

If you’re looking for a name like Cleopatra but without the associations, here’s a list.

 

Variations on Cleopatra

Kheaninda

Cleosina

Chloeshira

Cleahilda

Cerenitha

Cortianna

Nilepatra

Thetapati

Theoselda

Zhahayata

Mesatrea

Teorutri

Callasani

Zelemtasa

Teotifra

Teurunkara

Lalabathe

Leobyra

Cilanopra

Clephyndra

Cleosombra

Seisitaro

Heravitra

Jerumatra

The Black Queen IX

Her hypnotic stare seared into my soul.

Worldbuilding Wednesday 7/31/19: Detective Novels

The gruff private eye who investigated crimes with a world-weary cynicism had his start with author Dashiell Hammett amidst the throes of Prohibition when organized crime ran amok. Paperbook books began to be widely available in the decade after, and the two combined for masterpieces of vintage kitsch like the above (actual) novel by Fredric Brown, who also wrote horror,  science fiction and fantasy. The sultry brunette is clearly based on 1940s actress Veronica Lake and if you look closely, her shoulders are way too broad to be a woman’s. There’s also no way that red-gloved hand could belong to her, either, in the position the arm is in. But who cares? The whole is pure magic.

Looking for an imaginary detective novel to use in your work? Or perhaps gain inspiration from? A bunch of randomgenned titles below.

 

Hardboiled Detective Novels

The Waitress in the Cement Mixer

Death at the Luau

Larceny in Hell

Naked Came the Radical

Uptown Call Girl… she was pure sadism in go-go-boots!

The Blonde in the Bathroom Mirror

The Hairdresser of Muscle Beach

Boxing Club Temptress

The Claw Machine Murders

The Case of the Hamburger Killer

Diary of a Part-time Forger

The Case of the Hungry Fireplace

The Cinnamon Stick Killing

The Ferrari Murders

Brutal Ransom

Unlucky Reahead

Red Hot Emeralds

Murder in the Cat’s Eye

Kidnapping of an Escort

Death by Doberman

Blackmail at the Bikini Plant

The Gangster’s Moll Beside Me

Main Street Loser

The Tea-Time Murder

Farewell, But Don’t Tell Anyone

 

Anatomical Pastries

Baking art by Miss Insomnia Tulip

Baking art by Miss Insomnia Tulip

Hungry yet?

 

Worldbuilding Wednesday 7/24/19: The Best of
xxxxTwittersnips II (Characters)

Scalpel-fingered cyberpunk Molly Millions.

Iconic female characters for SFF are hard to find… and by iconic I mean they will be easily known by any reader with a good knowledge of the field even if rendered by disparate illustrators. Elric of Melniboné, who was in last week’s post, is one: armored albino man with a sword. Molly Millions, who made her first appearance in William Gibson’s Neuromancer, is another: leather-jacketed punk girl with surgical steel fingernails and mirrorshade sunglasses embedded into her face. (Admittedly, I always found the idea of embedded sunglasses ridiculous. What happens when you cry? Get an itch in your eye?)

Here are more memorable names culled from my daily Twitter posts, up to June of 2019, that may be used for characters in a story or in a gaming situation.

 

Twittersnip Characters II

Sgt. Asglen Pepperwater of the Dragoons

Gandane Fiddlewater, a minstrel

Chindalf the Unexpired, a wizard

Hanolne, the Mountain Enchantress

Ysselve, the Illusionist of Steam

Sir Fanchon Disblaes

Mistress Fornhook, character in a BDSM novel

The Marquise of Leatherwood, character in a BDSM novel

Lady Irina Forcemouth, character in a BDSM novel

Kaliestes, a hero of Greek legend

Gilliam Lodespear, an English playwright

Babette Bainbridge, a silent movie actress

The Ravenwidow, a superheroine

Vyrmanson the Shapechanger

Ushaline, a mermaid

Lalöysses the Red, a pirate captain

Spinefeld the Prudent

Eugulus of the Orange Cap, a bard

Ankhbren of the Voiceless God

Isonaul, Magus of Water

Jandzar the Red Dragon, a barbarian

Cytest Roseblossom, a courtier

 

Flaming Heart

My heart burns for you.

 

¡Lengua de Cerdo!

This is a fresh pig’s tongue as might be available from a specialty butcher. Not very appetizing, is it? What if I told you it was most delicious, and that I created a recipe to cook it?

Pork Tongue prepared in a pressure cooker

3 fresh pork tongues, cleaned
3 cloves garlic
2 bay leaves
1/2 medium onion, sliced thickly
3 peppercorns
Salt to taste

Place tongues in pressure cooker, any kind, and add 1 cup water or broth and all other ingredients. Put on lid and bring to a boil. Cook at medium-high for 20 minutes. Cool off under cold running water in the sink and remove. The rough skin on the outside will peel off.

Eat as is, or shred for tacos. Pork tongue has a light flavor than beef tongue, which is on the gamey side. Once it’s shredded you can feed it to guests and they won’t know what they’re eating. Imagine the surprise when you tell them!

 

Worldbuilding Wednesday 7/17/19: The Best of
xxxxTwittersnips I (Characters)

Elric of Melniboné, by Mathew Stewart.
A pretty memorable character himself.

I’ve posted almost 1,000 randomly generated names on Twitter so far, and I thought it would be interesting to showcase my favorites. These are names up to June of 2018 that may be used for characters, either in a story or in a gaming situation.

 

Characters I

Queen Kapranje Liegestrud, an imaginary Scandinavian monarch

Chanphry of the Hollow Eye, an evil sorcerer

Queston, Necromancer of the Wounded Finger

Valdandis Oorf, AKA The Red Beetle, a notorious scoundrel and thief

Laird Corbrit Glengally, a Scottish highlander

Lady Taffuma Grinform (Steampunk)

Lyrilette of the Brown Kirtle

Chryserto of the Numinous Phoenix

Pirate Captain Squint-Eyed Nicholas

Satatareth, The Angel Of Good Hygiene

Outlaw Gold Tooth Pearl

Shenplen of the Violet Shoes, a mystic

Lady Khanstandia Torjanelle

Smerri Peachlake, a Hobbit

Halina of the Genteel Cloak

Whiskey Wesley, a cowboy of the old west

Sally Hawk, a cowgirl

Gosti Threeclasp, a Hobbit

Gandian Graymurgh, a wizard of Middle-Earth

Injun Dutch, a cowboy

Preacher Ford, a cowboy

Luthnox the Slippery, thief and rogue

Pellaphor the Eternally Amused, a wizard

Grantliet Moonbull, Man at Arms

Tal Avoch, a Star Wars villain

 

Leatherheart

Toxic, perhaps, and firing on all cylinders.

Worldbuilding Wednesday 7/10/19: Arabian Nights Tales II

Illustration by Virginia Sterrett

It’s not only the translations of One Thousand and One Arabian Nights that have changed over the years; illustrations of the classic have changed as well. The oil painting Alnaschar’s Fortune, by William Ewart Lockhart, embodies a realistic, dramatic Victorian style, but starting in the 20th century, children’s book illustrators  showed a move towards abstraction and fancifulness  influenced by the larger art trends of their time. The above watercolor by Virginia Sterrett has a slinky 1920s Art Deco feel, halfway between the more realistic Maxfield Parrish and the later stylizations of Erté. The empty space above the princess may have been left for the book’s title, but many interior illustrations of the time showed generous amounts of unoccupied space as well, such as this illustration by Sterrett’s contemporary Kay Nielson.

As the Arabian Nights hodgepodge of Persian, Indian, Arabic, and Jewish tales is presented as belonging to a unified mythical “East” that never really was, the illustration combines elements of various Eastern cultures as well: a Chinese-style headdress on the princess, Ancient Egyptian collar, sheer North African pantaloons, Indian slippers, and Turkish minarets in the background, with the  small pursed red lips and sultry eye makeup of a 1920s It Girl.

 

Unwritten Arabian Nights Tales II

The Tale of the Serpent-Charmer and His Father

The Porter’s Tale of His First Brother

The Mishaps of the Concubine and the Parakeet

Queen Taryal and Her Slave-Girls

Zariq and the Swallow’s Curse

Princess Awaryet and the Amiable Miller

The Fat Serpent-Charmer and the Lazy Fakir

Garden of the Forty Mice

Kelemen the Gem Cutter

The Hyena, the Spider, and the Acrobat

The Six Lamps of Al-Ibhreen

The Wise Son and the Silent Daughter

The Gazelle, the Devil, and the Jewess

The Voyages of Zartu the Traveler

Princess Zulakka and Her Flying Coffee-Set

A Letter to the Renowned Imam of Zarrush

The Barber’s Tale of His Grandfather Six Times Removed

The Ten Cunning Pilgrims

Khefren and the Mishap of the Forty Melons

The Twelve Daughters of Rhanaziah

King Quryn and His Sons, Baraz and Sidyal

Bendaisha the Ghoul

Queen Faykhaat and the Learned Seamstress

The Sultana Who Became an Envoy

The Tale of Young Wasdul and His Grandmother

The Old Weaver and His Magical Loom

The Dillemna of Emir Quaaz and His Elephant

The Twelve Queens of El-Zarinda

The Lady Arzeena and the Ghost of the Cripple

The Journey of Queen Rubanja and Her Brother

Sharqeera the Baggar-Woman and the Talking Spider

Faldan and the Golden Orange