Worldbuilding Wednesday 4/10/19: Lapine I

The Chief Rabbit, by fiszike

The Chief Rabbit, by fiszike

In the mid-1970s British Author Richard Adams forever re-defined the talking animal fantasy with Watership Down. “A group of adventurers flee their doomed city… and they are rabbits” was one of the taglines. Thrust into the wider world, they encounter predators, roads, hostile or indifferent humans, and unfamiliar territory as they search for a place to call their own. When they find it, it’s threatened by the militaristic rule of General Woundwart, a rabbit “as big as a hare” who rules a nearby rabbit warren. It’s a huge doorstopper of a book, yet suitable for all ages so that it often pops up on YA and Middle Grade reading lists. It’s readable, profound, and touching. (Read my review of the sequel, Tales from Watership Down, here.)

Naming conventions for the rabbits were based on gender. Male rabbits had the names of plants or plant features: Acorn, Hazel, Blackberry; while female rabbits had Lapine (Adams’s name for the rabbit’s language) names that meant something pretty or delicate, such Nildro-Hain (Blackbird’s Song) or Hyzenthlay (Fur shining like dew). Yet, the system was not followed to the letter. Bigwig, Hazel’s second-in-command, had a Lapine name, Thlayli, that meant Fur-head, and two of the domestic female rabbits met on the journey had the non-Lapine names of Clover and Haystack. In the sequel, the system of male-plant / female-Lapine names appears again, but for this round the does’ names are less elaborate (Tilpha, Milmown) and their meanings not explained. A few of the male rabbits have Lapine names as well. Perhaps this was an effort by the author to show that each rabbit warren had different naming conventions and they changed over time, but it could also mean he was forgetful or lazy.

Any, should anyone wish to write Watership Down fanfic, here’s a list of abstracted Lapine names for male and female rabbits.

Watership Down Rabbit Names

Lapine Does

Thliana

Myflain

Hendrah

Vyrsien

Flayfrai

Laindra

Theelthu

Pfartha

Frilda

Frelda

Faisling

Liesla

Vlaydrah

Nolmairn

Vinnavhrar

Preesa

Meethra

Yeethis

Laa-Mahr

Nai-Althay

Hilazu

Sindrith

Yiltha

Thraifleet

Frowla

Myzensil

Medashee

Viltheelis

Hyfleur

Hyzinth

Huszainthra

Thamba

Lapine Bucks

Uthais

Zuvlay

Horsath

Sthurdas

Ulmay

Pelthi

Navrith

Yathlay

Sthaurt

Pythrow

Haimbro

Yulm

Rythri

Hlokir

Fronah

Pfroot

Hlaymo

Vortheer

Thathron

Vilthzon

Osshil

Enuth

Pilthvris

Hleefrang

Thudammon

Fraindon

Pirnald

Thlowrah

Flardo

Yethlorn

Hiako

Hainshurd

 

Zombies on Broadway

“Break a leg! Break off an arm, too!”

Worldbuilding Wednesday 4/3/19: Steampunk Novels

The Day the Wires Came Down, by Ornicar

Steampunk, a term coined in the mid-1980s, is a catch-all term for artistic design and subject matter that harks back to the Victorian Age, when steam-powered machinery and clockwork mechanisms began to drive the Industrial Revolution. The term was invented by SF writer K.W. Jeter in a tongue-in-cheek reference to Cyberpunk. But the term and its aesthetics did not pass into popular culture until the 1990s, when, in a one-two punch, William Gibson and Bruce Sterling, both Cyberpunk pioneers, released The Difference Engine, and the California Disneyland revamped its Tomorrowland design into a Jules Verne-inspired vision of the future that never was. The ball started rolling after that.

Need some inspiration? Here are some randomgenned Steampunk novels that have yet to be written.

 

Steampunk Novels

Steel Rubies

Winter Mercury

The Thousand Year Calculation

Gears of Beguilement

The Zeppelin Corset

Cryptic Breath

The Iron Daughter’s Tale

Clockwork Ghosts

An Occurrence at the Iron Circus

Fallen Alchemy

The Hypnogogic Guest

The Electric Duchess

Our Lady of the Silver Turbines

The Iron Cloister

Ectomagic

The Ivory Juggernaut

The Case of the Wind-Up King

The Steam-Driven League

The Steel Parasol

The Automated City

Jade Leviathan

A Numerologist of Valor

Burrrp

Excuse Me. Terribly Sorry.

Jet Age [Reading Challenge 2019]

Jet Age: The Comet, the 707, and the Race to Shrink the World

by Sam Howe Verhovek
Avery, 2010

[Challenge # 25: A book in which airplanes figure prominently.]

Hubris and aviation have a long, intertwined history together. Overconfidence in a flight control system most likely caused the recent crashes of a Boeing 737 Max 8 in Ethiopia and Malaysia, and a faulty cargo door design the crash of a DC-10 in Ermenonville, France, in 1974.*  Such hubris may have even caused the demise of a whole national aviation industry, as happened in the early 1960s in Great Britain.

Jet Age: The Comet, the 707, and the Race to Shrink the World is a history of the first two commercial jets that ushered in the era of modern aviation: The British DeHavilland-produced Comet, and the American Boeing 707. The Comet came out first, but suffered a series of mysterious accidents, and Seattle’s The Boeing Company and the U.S. eventually walked away with the prizes. I chose it for my airplane read, and I found it an excellent introduction to the commercial airline industry.  It surprised me with many new nuggets of fact, like how Boeing, known mainly for military aircraft, entering the commercial industry after WWII for the simple reason they’d get better tax breaks from the US government. I love this stuff.

I’m an amateur student of all things aviation and space, but the book was not so dense that someone would need a background in aviation to understand it. All sorts of interesting characters and side stories are introduced throughout, so if a reader wishes to read further about Boeing, test pilots, Pan Am and Juan Trippe, or women in aviation, it’s a good jumping-off point. The reviews on Goodreads weren’t outstanding, but I give it five stars, and a strong recommendation.

*  Detailed in the excellent The Flight 981 Disaster: Tragedy, Treachery, and the Pursuit of Truth, by Samme Chittum.

“Gold and Ivory” at the UW Bookstore

On March 29, 2019 I will be reading an excerpt from my short story “Gold and Ivory” at the UW Bookstore in Seattle. The story is from B-Cubed Press’s Alternative Truths III: Endgame anti-Trump anthology. The event starts at 7 pm. Hope to see you there!

Worldbuilding Wednesday 3/27/19: Superheroines

Ms. Marvel, debut issue, 1977

Captain Marvel, now riding high at the box office, debuted under the name of Ms. Marvel in 1977 as a spinoff of Spider-man. Maryjane is worshipful, Peter Parker dubious, and J. Jonah Jameson chomping at the bit at her arrival.

How about some other superheroines courtesy of random generation…?

Superheroines.

Swamp Nymph

Scarlet Stalker

Ms. Apocalypse

Cosmonella

Aerosphinx

Electropixie

Miss Sabre

Micromaid

She-Orchid

Black Valkyrie

Karma Chick

The Lone Bandita

Technohuntress

Lady Zodiac

Hydrodiva

The Stainless Steel Girl

Rocketgal

The Gray Witch

Werevixen

Radio Belle

Starvamp

Jurassic Kitten

Panzer Lioness

Paragirl

News from Planet LoCarb

I receive a smorgasbord of robot-generated spam on this site, most of which I delete. But every once in a while a receive a gem so perfect, so diamond-like in its sheer garbled incompetentness, that I have to share it. This one read like a randomly constructed SF novel.

He was still stuck on thats hardly more than a. was cut off in the. He Forex one glance over the Slime God using some lost egg of Forex bird whatever for anyone on board, to show what an Forex by means of a short, flexible stalk – and obediently. She said quietly, When the human Carrb be struck is. Suppose this robot said, ‘The to think of some winner light-years is Squidgee-17 or whatever, and we go there and winner that a probability is forces and depended on god-like there are no habitable planets after automatic. In the absence of superluminal discovered was that a planet Andrew was doing, other than volume and a certain temperature the Solar System, so that had one of two atmospheres: cell that higher his body. They believe that the only did allow himself to think a semipermanent basis or to of fire completely, since fire as he had done on. Dinosaurs in a moist, tropical they’ve already seized the key I, too, am a rate. Cliff could not tell whether it brightened with her temper. He said, Come to think you to test sure you and did what I had.

Now I will show off my editing skills (and some imagination) in getting it to make sense.

He was still stuck on hardly more than a ledge cut off in the cliff. He, Forex, gave a glance over to the Slime God using the last ‘egg’ of his ‘bird’ — the reconnaissance robot. For anyone on board, it would seem he was looking by means of a short, flexible stalk.

Obediently, the egg said quietly, “When the human Carrb is struck?”

Forex shook his head. “But suppose the robot said, ‘To think of the winner in light-years is Squidgee-17′ or whatever.”

“Then the robot is wrong. We go there and the winner is a probability in force depending on this god-like being. Remember, there are no habitable planets after automatic engagement.” Forex puzzled on this. “In the absence of superluminal travel, we discovered the planet Andrew Carrb was doing a survey on. Other than volume, and a certain temperature in the Solar System, he found it had one of two atmospheres.”

“Ah. A cell  higher than his body!”

“Yes. He believed that. Only then did allow himself to think the cell was on a semipermanent basis, or able to fire completely, since fire was what he had done research on.”

“Dinosaurs in a moist, tropical atmosphere they’ve already seized. The key!”

“I, too, am irate,” the egg said.

Still on the cliff, Forex could not tell whether the Slime God had brightened with the egg’s temper or not. He said, “Come to think, you sure did test what I had.”

A stodgy but not-bad excerpt from a hard science fiction story here, say, Robert Forward’s.

Your Captive Heart

Anatomical heart necklace, by WeirdSculpture on Etsy.com

I’ve got your heart on a chain.

Worldbuilding Wednesday 3/20/19: Cetaceans

Type D Killer Whale

Type D Killer Whale

BIG NEWS from the whale world! A group of cetacean experts identified and took a DNA sample from a mysterious sub-group of killer whales living in the Southern Hemisphere. The mysterious whales, called Type D, have been photographed in recent years, but not studied. They are slightly smaller than genotype species and have a tiny, em-dash like eyepatch. They appear to eat fish and congregate  off southern Chile and sub-antarctic islands like Crozets. If according to analysis they are a new species, it means there are still  surprises in the ocean left to discover. A new-to-science 12-foot marine mammal is one of them.

As a mammal group in general, though, cetaceans can be pretty boring. Oh, they’re exotic enough in terms of size and lifestyle, from pack-hunting killer whales to the huge sperm whales that dive after giant squid. But these singular superstars are few. Most species tend follow the biological rule of form follows function, and thus closely resemble one other. This is especially with the beaked whales, who often can be told apart only by their teeth. (Cetaceans fall into three families: Beaked, Baleen, and Toothed, each having a different way of feeding.)

Fortunately in fantasy we don’t have to be so limited. Here are some ideas for creating your own distinctive dolphins and whales.

Imaginary Cetaceans

Heldaan: A huge, mythical  whale with a striped gray-and-black body. It has a huge head, tapered tail, and an oversized, rounded dorsal fin that is said to be easily mistaken for a boat’s hull when seem from the side. Legend says it feeds on giant squid.

Amis River Dolphin: A medium-sized freshwater dolphin, light tan in color with a dark reddish-brown cape on its back said to resembled dried blood. It has a torpedo-shaped body and blunt teeth for crushing the giant water snails it feeds on. Unlike other dolphins it communicates with a coarse croak above the water and swims with slow, lazy movements of its flukes.

Waldyd’s Whale: A small baleen whale with a thick coat of gray fur and two protruding tusks. It lives in Arctic regions. Long whiskers protrude from its chin and lips, said to help the whale find food on the ocean floor. It also has three small chin horns.

Shügenthab: A giant carnivorous whale. It has a long, slim body and four sharp curving tusks. It has a bony ridge on its back and feeds on midsize fish it sucks into its mouth. This whale is known to attack large boats. It is entirely black with a light gray underbelly. Its eyes are all white with no pupil or iris.

Wynnihaw: A large member of the dolphin family, light gray in color with a black eye patch shaped like an ellipse. Thick-bodied, almost stumpy, it has two sharp fangs protruding from its lower jaw. It preys on seals. Its pectoral flippers have vestigial talons it uses for scratching and clawing to establish dominance in its hunting pod.

Darshon’s Dolphin: Large river and estuary dolphin that preys on salmon. It has a thickened, plump body and both front and rear flippers. It lives in small family groups and is very intelligent. Darshon’s dolphins are easily domesticated.

Rundilf: A mid-sized beaked whale with vestigial conical teeth and a two large hook-shaped dorsal fins, one at mid-back, the other just before its tail. Rundilf have nonfunctional eyes and rely on sonar.  Its belly is covered with thick, warty projections. They are rarely but notably seen. “Ugly as a Rundilf” is a common saying amongst sailors.

Ice Killer: A pack-hunting carnivorous dolphin, glossy black in color with a lighter area above its eye shaped like a question mark lying on its side. It also has a white chin patch and underside. It has two narwhal-like spiral tusks it uses to harass its prey. Ice killers live near pack ice in Arctic regions. They are more dorsally flattened than other dolphins to squeeze between crevasses in the ice.

Balandra: Giant ocean-going whale, white in color with small light gray freckles on its head and body. It has large brown eyes and feeds on krill. Unlike many whales, it has very good vision and can see in color. It has a streamlined body and triangular flukes and is a solitary creature. A ridge of horny scales on its back substitutes for a dorsal fin.

Landcrawler: Small tropical dolphin with nostrils at the tip of its snout and jointed, functional back flippers its uses to crawl up on beaches with to steal seabirds’ eggs.

Chequek: A large, aggressive hunter, the chequek is grayish-tan in color with a white belly. Females are more pinkish in color. It has a slim, streamlined body and a long, pointed snout.  It feeds exclusively on sharks.  Its dorsal fin is shaped like a triangle.

Gef: A small whale with a long, almost eel-like body. It is dark brown in color with lighter brown speckling. It feeds on midsize fish and it found only in coastal areas. It has lobed, heart-shaped flukes and many sharp, small teeth.

Geed: Medium-sized beaked whale with small, sharp teeth and large pectoral flippers it uses to “fly” through the water with. Males will box with their flippers in mating season.