Worldbuilding Wednesday 12/26/18: Santa’s Bad Elves

 

“We are Santa’s elves, dragging you to Hell.
You’ll meet Lucifer and Beelzebub
And Mephistopheles, if you’re bad enough.
Ha ha ha, ho ho ho, we are Santa’s elves.”

There are the cheery, upbeat elves who help Santa in his workshop, then there are those other kind.

The ones no one talks about.

Both came from the same roots, yet one creature was sanitized, the other morphed into Krampus and the servants of Krampus. Here are some names for them.

 

Santa’s Bad Elves

Inkfoot

Pimplefizz

Nuthead

Gumphuffer

Dingerklaus

Bonktin

Dodgesalt

Coaltip

Clipgrudge

Narrowhead

Saltmug

Slushpond

Mancapper

Dogbonk

Puffnose

Finkhook

Scrunchkip

Frostgurgle

Clampfinger

Jinkmallow

Coldpuffer

Snowscorch

Rumblepimp

Snagbranch

Santa Horror

Since the 18th century, when images of Santa Claus began to be disseminated through newspapers, books, and periodicals, his appearance has changed quite a bit. Often those earlier depictions are a tad grotesque, as much for what was considered appealing at the time as the skill of the artist and the means of reproduction. When we think of Santa today we most often we see the merry, rotund red-suited Coca Cola version, but earlier Santas were more often than not dour, sour-looking Father Christmases or squinty-eyed laughing demons.  Often, too, the ravages of time or neglect change a once-jolly Santa into something pathetic and sinister.

Scary Santa Doll. Photo by Bob Baltz.

Someone give this pathetic, threadbare Santa a hearty meal.

Coin-eating iron bank Santa.

Santa mannequin with 1970s old-man glasses, the worse for wear after many Christmases past.

Slant-eyed demonic Santas are not to be trusted.

Not my idea of Christmas fun.

Worldbuilding Wednesday 12/19/18: Santa’s Elves

Elf dolls from the 1950s

Hard as it is to believe, Santa Claus did not always have elves for sidekicks. That tradition came from 19th century Scandinavia and drew on the deeper pagan roots of Northern Europe. Elves, pooka, fairies, and the like were all part of a greater folklore of diminuitive, humanlike creatures that lived alongside humans, often in their own houses, and performed deeds both beneficial (bringing good luck, tidying up) and detrimental (tangling hair as people slept, performing curses.) Often a moral element was involved. Those humans who were good at heart and provided for the elves by leaving out porridge or milk received the perks of the relationship. Those who were bad, or abused the elves, became the target of nasty tricks.

Scandinavian folklore posits there are six Christmas elves at Santa’s hideout, but depictions in modern media often have many more.  The TV stop-action special Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, which debuted in 1964, introduced young viewers to the concept of a whole village of elves caring for Santa’s needs. As in the toys in the photo above, they were childlike creatures who wore red and green, often in striped fabrics, and sported stocking caps with jingle bells on the end. Often they wore shoes with pointy toes that curled up. This depiction carried through to the modern day. When those in the US think “Santa’s elf” this is what they see.

But as with Santa himself, the image of the modern Christmas elf was heavily influenced by American advertisers, specifically Coca-Cola.

These elderly, dour elves gradually became more cute and youthful over the decades, gradually losing their scowls and beards to become the carefree Santa’s helpers of today.

Writing a Christmas story and need the name of a helpful elf? Here are a few.

 

Santa’s Elves

Tinglejelly

Tullycap

Bellypop

Trinkienoggin

Popstocking

Sugarskip

Snapstitch

Frostnoggin

Plumfritter

Jollytop

Sparklebunny

Lollywink

Popkin

Janglejess

Snowgum

Figgums

Merryfoot

Rumdingle

Bumblefig

Popplewink

Dinkypingle

Glimmermint

Spangleberry

Bragbrandy

Snugglepip

Cherrynose

Winterwiggin

Rumstick

Foot Fetish

’nuff said.

Worldbuilding Wednesday 12/12/18: Water Parks

Happy Magic Water Park, Beijing

This places looks like the stuff of fantasy, but it’s 100% real.

Water parks got their start in the 1970s, 1977 to be exact, with the opening of Wet n’ Wild in Orlando, Florida.  From the beginning it boasted a lazy river and a pool with an artificial wave generator and served as the template for imitators around the world. (It closed in 2016, replaced by Universal’s Volcano Bay.)

A year before that, in 1976, its neighbor Walt Disney World had opened River Country, which boasted a fun-filled lagoon which used filtered water from nearby Bay Lake. Its ambiance was that of an old-fashioned swimming hole. However, because it used lake water, it doesn’t quite meet the definition of a water park. River Country closed in 2001 and was left to deteriorate. I’m guessing the terrorist attacks of that year curtailed tourism and might have been the nail in the coffin for an already problematic attraction. Disney’s Typhoon Lagoon water park took up the slack from River Country’s closure.

If you need a name for a water park or attraction in your writing, here are some ideas.

 

Water Parks

Cowabunga Splashdown

Tropic Whirlpool

Dolphin Beach

Triton’s Typhoon

Mystery Expedition

Tidal Banks

Kraken Wave

Ultrasurf Park

Puffin Cove

Pirate Peril

Skeleton Falls

Aquavortex

Voodoo Reef

Hyperlagoon

Tsunamitron

Starsurfer Paradise

Marinetopia

Paradise Pools

Seamax Adventure

Hydro Raceway

Fusion Waters

Super Lagoon

Starflume Park

Dynorapids

Hydropool Arena

Leviathan Slides

The Hermitess

She searches… but for what?

This picture has enough stylistic similarities to Rapunzel and Speak no Evil that I suspect they’re all by the same artist (whose name I could not find, alas). Three morally ambiguous ladies.

Worldbuilding Wednesday 12/5/18: Atlantis

Earthquakes! Death rays! Volcanoes! Togas! Crystals! Greek temples! Hyenas! Atlantis has it all.

Everyone knows about Atlantis, right? In popular culture, it’s most often Grecian, a place sunk by some cataclysm to the bottom of the sea. People may or may not still live in it. Often it’s inside a dome, and just as often, the Greek-like culture is an advanced one powered by crystals with rayguns and watersleds… the latter popularized by turn of the century mystics like Edward Cayce and Madame Blavatsky.

The original Atlantis was an allegory cooked up by Plato. Interesting in its own right, but not as fun as Cayce’s and Blavatsky’s versions.

Though as a theme Atlantis is way tired by now, it is still all too spectacular of a concept to let lie fallow. Technologically advanced, though primitive, people living under the sea, in togas and sandals, swimming with manta rays and friendly dolphins. What’s not to like? Perhaps, with the upcoming release of Aquaman, it is due its time in the sun once again.

If you want to create your own Atlantis, but give it your own twist, just the change the name a little. Or use one of these examples.

 

Variations on Atlantis

Alanvis

Atlantilar

Antlaidrys

Atlantemarsh

Atlantale

Atyatis

Alenphis

Aylankis

Etlandon

Azeuntis

Utlantis

Archistral

Attantole

Ytlantsal

Avlantis

Elantith

Atalina

Azhlantis

Otnemis

Udlanit

Amlanfer

Archelantros

Attambris

Atlantnik

Atlantzul

Athenisis

Atlantenz

Ithlantis

Atlantael

Aphlantis

Atlantum

Atlantyna

Atabis

Aetlantis

Otlantis

Edlantia

Ilanchis

Atlantar

Arhlingus

Speak no Evil

When the Princess spoke kindly, pearls and roses would drop from her lips. But when she cursed, fowl serpents emerged. As she was a lover of salty language, the palace was soon full of snakes.

But the Princess didn’t mind. She also had a yen for snakeskin.

Worldbuilding Wednesday 11/28/18: YA Novels

Why write a whole YA book when you can query by title alone? Feel free to nab any of these.

 

Evocative YA Titles

The First and Darkest Throne

Above Clouds of Illusion

A Pure Sea of Dragons

Haunted Breath

Godsmoke

Unlike Promises of Glass

The Fangling

Starflame

A Mortal Yet Heavenly Prince

Among the Gold of Thieves

Tale of the Snow Thief

Kingdom of the Broken

The Gods of Dark and Ruin

A Gathering of Ash and Dragons

Sacred Rebel

Silk and Scales

Allies of Iron and Shadow

Girl, Twisted

Song of the Forbidden

Honor’s Thief

Wind Like Smoke

Black Prison of Feathers

The Rubies of Our Breath

Key of Promise

A Dark and Deadly Riddle

The Girl in Electric Silk

Of Golden Grace

Captive Petals

The Blue Princess

Glass Souls

Envy of Wings and Ash

Dagger of the Gods

Hearts Empty of Secrets

Sisters Above the Blood

 

Rapunzel

She let down her hair. Look at what she caught!